100% some adult in that house used that exact phrase, probably multiple times.
She may have been to my parents' house. There's an attack squirrel that lives in their oak tree and throws acorns at the dogs so that phrase gets uttered often.
I think that's the joke.
Those fucking parents
I want to read the book when she's done!
Plot twist: it's just furry porn written by some lunatic with a made up daughter
I still want to read it when it's done
I can honestly say I've never seen a squirrel furry.
Rodents require a level of energy that I'm sure most furries feel unable to commit to.
Lemmy has naturally become the unofficial home of furries and trans. I love it and am happy to be here for it before it goes mainstream and gets enshitified. We're living tomorrow's good ole days and don't even know it.
It's not being mainstream that causes enshittification by itself, it's corporate control.
That's the beauty of federation, there is no easy way for a single entity to become dominant.
I'm not saying it's impossible for the fediverse to enshittify, but it seems to me that it probably won't. We've already shown that we're resistant to corporate "embrace, extend, extinguish" strategies.
Rumor has it Dreamworks has already optioned the movie rights.
I don't know if I'd be able to stop laughing for long enough to be mad lmao
Why is she being grounded?
She wrote down the Naughty Word incantation.
This is kinda stupid. Yes, you should teach your kids that it's a cuss word and shouldn't be used in certain contexts. But in this context? Hell fucking yes!
Me, a non-american, trying to understand the point of this post/joke and being completely lost
She was electrified.
Like those fucking squirrels
Kids shouldn’t be drawing nuts
WTF? I think I need to play baldurs gate 3.
yes, everyone should be.
I still have the corpse in my inventory in act 3.
Stop, Adam. Let her express herself.
short and to the point, my kind of book
She knew how to spell "fucking" but not "squirrel"
To be fair, "fucking" is a bit easier to spell
Rex: "couldn't put it down!" Spot: "Must Read!" Precious: "I really connected with the central theme. So true! Absolutely poetic take on the over squirlification of our neighborhoods. Those squirrels need to go back to where they came from!"
Probably something Adam himself said on more than one occasion.
Without the pictures, it's even worse
That squirrel does look quite good.
She must have watch Trailer Park Boys with Ricky shooting at squirrels
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