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It's a black cat in a tree

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Xvideos comments are 10× weirder than porn hub

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I'm working on a planter, and I'm using card board as an anti weed barrier. For some reason, she loves that cardboard stank.

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Xanthrax@lemmy.world to c/aww@lemmy.ml

This is "Simba." I took the bag away, but his eyes were sparkling.

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 162 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

One time, I was smoking a cigarette in my car, outside of my house. A cop pulled up behind me and blasted their lights. They asked me a ton of questions, most of which I refused to answer. I gave them ID which had my FUCKING address, and they still said, "You ain't from around here are you?". Mother fucker, you don't even live in this zipcode. You are at MY address. It was a Pacific beach surfing sticker and a Bernie sticker. They also told me to take them off. They went off in a pout, and the deputy told me they were just training the newbie. To what, profile people?

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He passed out playing his favorite game.

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The spots on the Orca aren't actually their eyes. Those are spots on my dogs nose.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 101 points 10 months ago

I see that you know your judo well.

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Xanthrax@lemmy.world to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

The quote is translated and may be apothrical, but the comparison still stands:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 140 points 1 year ago

Imagine not leaking your confidential information to War of Thunder.

THIS COMMENT WAS SPONSORED BY WAR OF THUNDER

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Does anyone know what it says?

Edit: lmaaaoooooo (too lazy to crop)

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 151 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is most likely a joke. It hasn't been confirmed if the powder is/ were drugs.

https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 127 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My bio teachers last name was "MoCock." His wife's first name is "Love."We just called him,"Mr. Mo". I think it's crazy she took his name, lmao.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 123 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dude, that's child molestation. "Fast forward 20 years, and I didn't even realize I had the opportunity to be abducted."

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 146 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I want trans, gay, atheists to be able to protect their Marijuana with guns.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 172 points 2 years ago

What about banks, real-estate, and just random big companies?

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 150 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, no joke, a dog whining/ begging is conditioning you.

I am a dog.

I beg. You give me food. I look cute.

I beg. You don't give me food. I cry.

Next time I beg, will you give me the food?

Probably.

After that: I look cute. You give me food.

Congratulations, you've just been conditioned by your dog, buuuuut you get a cute dog, lmao.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 118 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Is this the guy who makes alt right comics?

Edit: yeah, it's George Alexopoulos. They're a good artist, but they're pretty nasty. I wouldn't post their stuff.

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