The point of this exercise is to say "ha-ha gotcha, I'm so clever neener neener" while everyone else rolls their eyes.
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This is literally mocking that take. It is saying, even if you drop those little dopamine hits you won't be magically transported into a lavish fantasy life.
Why would Kevin be the one contacting his mother? He thought he magically wished them away because he thought they hated him and treated him like scum. He never tries to contact them because he thinks they'd all just disappeared.
That's why his Christmas wish is to see his family again... even Buzz.
It's human meat.
It didn't pop, but it did release a bunch of hot air while hilariously zipping randomly around the room making a raspberry sound.
It's not detached from reality, it's propaganda. It's a twisting of reality to benefit a particular agenda.
Shows you how much of a dent they’re putting in the bottom line.
Or how desperate google execs are to get even the tiniest bump in revenue.
They kinda already do, and it's already causing problems for us.
Most of those have more indirect disgust. They still have some redeeming qualities for their users.
Ticketmaster is almost universally understood to be nothing other than a petty middle man extracting fees for no reason other than they can.
There's different types of microfiber cloths. The ones you're thinking of are generally used for cleaning glasses or phone screens. There's others that have a more carpety texture that are often used for dusting or cleaning larger objects.