[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's so odd. I watched the whole thing. Nothing is taken out of context here. He just took a dump on Puerto Rico. Supposedly, he originally was going to call Kamala Harris a cunt, but they were like no no take that out but leave the shitty Puerto Rico joke in. It just seems like he stepped out of his lane by not understanding he was at a political rally where the stakes are different. He was hilarious at the roast of Tom Brady. Too bad he had to go full fascist.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

I grabbed her titty. She asked me too. With a tear in her eye she said please please please Mr. Trump touch my titty. I obligated. I couldn't help it. I had to. She was so innocent. It was a perfect titty touch.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago

It's so weird that YouTube is their second most profitable venture after adsense. It's like they thought, we have a virtual monopoly on internet ads, Internet video, and web browsers. Let's combine their power to make people watch non stop ads while tracking them worse than the CIA. Then, let's be very surprised when people don't like us and we get hit with antitrust lawsuits. Fuck Google.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Weird. I thought he was totally sane in 2016. Stop voting for this weirdo that wants to fuck his daughter. Yes, his crimes are horrible, but the worst part about him is that he is so annoying.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The doctor had a tear in his eye. He said that "was the greatest colon he's ever seen". Much better than crooked Joe's colon. Beautiful colon. He also said that I had the most bigly penis he's ever seen.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago

Sometimes there's a positive story that just makes your day. I bet those lawyers were expensive!

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But, you don't understand the toilet. The toilet cannot be monetized if we cannot see you taking a poo. Changing the glass doors will completely kill a trillion dollar industry.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 83 points 1 month ago

Good. This should have been clarified years ago, and not just in California. I've bought too much content that is no longer accessible. For instance, from the Wii store...

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 134 points 1 month ago

I'm sure they were dead weight. I trust open AI completely and all tech gurus named Sam. Btw, what happened to that Crypto guy? He seemed so nice.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

I'm pretty sure that licking pure magnesium would make your tongue explode too.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 51 points 4 months ago

#BoycottTesla should trend on Twitter. If only because it's funny if not anything else.

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 81 points 11 months ago

The last scenario is clearly a breach of anti-trust laws. It is time for alphabet to be broken up. Their monopoly is way worse than AT&T every was.

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