In 1892, a Canadian dentist called Edgar Parker

born Edgar R.R. Parker, 22 March 1872

DUDE WAS ONLY 20 WHEN HE STARTED THIS!?

Hmm, sounds like Boeing needs to fire more engineers.

And increase C-level compensation, of course.

Like amplify the false rumor a random Facebook mom in Ohio started?

Not defending Facebook, but if you record a video with sound, then the FB app has to have permission to record your audio.

That said, delete Facebook. Fuck Zuck.

From the article:

they don’t just think they’re the smartest people in the world, they think that everyone else is stupid.

And that sums up techbros in one sentence.

Remember: no Republicans are arguing Trump didn't break the law.

They're arguing he shouldn't be punished for it.

Alternatively, putting them up for collateral would require their real valuation to be assessed, which someone guilty of lying about their worth for sure wouldn't want to be known.

hyper-competitive marketplace

Ah yes, when I think of "hyper competitive" I think of the one and only one cable provider who services my neighborhood.

The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.

"He is for sale."

Dude was for sale before, too.

Better headline:

The Right will believe literally anything except reality because they don't want to accept they're unpopular.

"You see, the short hair means she's a no-nonsense badass, but the long hair indicates she still has a soft, vulnerable, feminine side that can be won over by the male interest leading to the obligatory gratuitous sex scene, right before he is killed by the aliens."