Steamed ANDs

Dave Chappelle character scratching his neck: "y'all got any more of that FDI…?"

Aroooooo

The GameCube in a cool color (like Spice Orange). Not just because I like orange. It has great contrast with the grey and black parts of the console. And the whole thing is wrapped up in a tidy, aptly-named package!

The UN is also Hamas /s

Weren't many folks they're referring to also granted legal immigration status under Trump's term, too?

We have a few more months of this FBI. I wish them a swift and fair resolution to this investigation.

A Democratic MAGA equivalent would be quickly literally bulldozed by the militarized police nationwide.

My gen alpha nephew said that he heard if Harris won they would have had three hours more of school a day.

This article is amazing. It totally belongs in The Onion. Even the quotes are perfect.

We didn't get the Bell Riots, but we still have to do what we can this year.

"The young man was not dangling from a tree. He was not swinging from a tree. The rope was wrapped around his neck. It was not a noose. There was not a knot in the rope, so therefore, it was not a lynching here in Vance County."

Umm, are you saying it wasn't a lynching on a technicality? Everyone in the south must be Olympic level mental gymnasts. In particular to say there's no evidence of foul play, at least.

This is like Russian dissidents falling out of windows or down stairs.