But also fake.

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in jorts.

You're not wrong, you're just insufferable.

Whining about downvotes? That's a downvote.

No, no, no. He was a piece of shit before he got elected he just hid it better before the stroke.

Nowhere did they say "fascism" is a German word.

I liked him better when he was a vegetable.

Ask them how the Uyghurs in China are doing.

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

I have a special hatred for school police officers.

Even worse: Imagine being the guy working on this and being proud of yourself.

I couldn't even fucking read it.