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Blessica Blimpson (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

I feel like I wouldn't even blame the other kids for bullying me if my name was Blessica

[-] sachamato@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

For some odd reason, I really think that this is a true story. God bless blessica blimp son.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there's no chance you willingly take someone's name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

[-] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

yup, I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $500, Alex.

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago

Popular media is the worst place to find a name for your kid. Remember all the parents who named their daughters "Danerys," before she went insane in Season 8 and burned an entire city full of innocent people alive? I wonder how they feel about that choice now. That poor kid is doomed. You might as well give her a stripper name

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

That season doesn't exist and you can't convince me otherwise

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago
[-] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

A perfectly cromulent name.

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago

Sub name is censored, but I can just tell that's r/namenerds.

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Lemmy doesn't detect sarcasm? It's in the tittle

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

OP, how did you lose that visibly missing chunk of your skulk/brain?

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 118 points 2 days ago

She won't get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson...no will care, they'll be too busy making of "Blessica"

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

And Blimpson. God help any of these.kids if they're overweight

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 287 points 2 days ago

Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.

Ok.....

The name Blessica sucks.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 134 points 2 days ago

Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.

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[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 178 points 2 days ago

It's a child not a vanity plate

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[-] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago

I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of "wtf is wrong with you" reactions).

The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don't think it's a troll, or if it is it's convincing. I just can't believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I agree about the name being horrible, but parents are going with more and more, let's just say 'unusual' names, spellings and pronunciations these days. I've got a Grandson named Charon. Socially, it hasn't really been a bonus for him.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago

I’ve got a Grandson named Charon

Isn't that something from greek mythology? I swear there's something like that in greek mythology...

[-] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You swear correctly. He is the boatman of the river Styx. He ferries souls to Hades in the afterlife if the individual was buried with the ferry toll. If they didn't have the ferry toll they'd be fated to wandering the banks of the river Styx for 100 years before they could cross.

I think it's a cool name. Apologies if this was intended sarcasm and it went over my head.

[-] solrize@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Also the badass hotel concierge in the John Wick movies.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

It's certainly several orders of magnitude better than Blessica...

Although mythological names are often cool, it's always worth researching fully. Loki may suddenly be super cool thanks to the MCU, but he still got fucked by a horse.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

but he still got fucked by a horse

Hey don't kink shame!

...something something Mr hands

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

Dang that's a pretty metal name for a kid. I can't decide if its terrible or brilliant

[-] Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

I think the main issue is that it sounds like Karen

[-] woodenskewer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I enjoy the mythos around Charon. If you lived your life to the point where you didn't have a single person to care for you enough to make a small payment in your name (think 2 pennies), you suffer the fate of merely waiting. He's like a minimalist renown filter of sorts. It's like a judge of character, so to speak, based on what others would do for you when you can't act.

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Imo, Charon's actually a cool name

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[-] ChowJeeBai@lemmy.world 175 points 2 days ago

Parenting is for the good of the kids, not the wants of the parents.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 83 points 2 days ago

thanks to my husband

It's all my husband's fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn't matter to me. They're my creation, and what I want is all that matters.

What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don't care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you're giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.

[-] frostysauce@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.

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[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 123 points 2 days ago

Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been

Lives in a dream

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago
[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 54 points 2 days ago

Ahhhhhh....look at all the blonely bleople...

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[-] donuts@lemmy.world 130 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I refuse to believe this isn't a shitpost

Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in

[-] huginn@feddit.it 60 points 2 days ago

The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster's submission history I'm seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.

... I don't think it's a shit post.

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Funny name. I giggled.

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 69 points 2 days ago

The kid needs a middle name:

Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson

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