[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I received a chain e-mail saying that If I mail the person who sent me this $1 and forward the e-mail to all my entire contact list, I will be a millionaire. There are hundreds of email addresses in the body of this email from all the forwards that have happened before it was forwarded to me. How cool! Unrelated: how are all these spammers getting my email address? I only gave it to all my friends and family. And my friends/family only send me cool chain emails and funny jokes. e-mail is a new technology, so surly they will fix this spam problem by the year 2000.

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I was creating multiple comic book prompts and had an idea for a Richie Rich/Casper style comic about “The Birthday Boy” with a tagline that says “Everyday is his birthday.” And then some stupid gags like him being sick of cake or his house overrun with unwrapped wrapping paper.

When this image generated it said “Every day is his bisexual birthday” and I couldn’t stop laughing.

I scrolled up and saw my phone autocorrected something to “bisexual”. I don’t know what this means, but I love it.

Happy bisexual birthday, everyone!

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

A Toy Story sequel where Andy’s neglected memes team up together.

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Sidekick_data_loss

Microsoft’s loss of cloud data for the Sidekick phone was one of the biggest disasters in cloud computing history.

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Isn’t it weird that only the white people in The Simpsons are yellow? There’s other races that aren’t yellow. And the Simpson’s world mirrors the real word; a large number of yellow people migrated from Eastern Europe to settle in Springfield.

I guess it’s better than the Doug universe, with people being either Caucasian or blue or purple. Very weird choice of representation, Nickelodeon! 👀

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

I was the same. I also avoided any Kpackage because of kdependencies it would install along with it.

I was shocked when my Linux Guru recommended KDE whenever it was that Plasma got really good. I reluctantly tried it and I was hooked. I was in love with the infinitely user configurable UI. I felt like I could easily bend the interface to do what I wanted. It’s been many years now and it’s hard for me to use anything but KDE. I even tried to give Plasma Mobile a go on my Pine Phone.

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I woke up at 5 and couldn’t get back to sleep. That gave me enough time from the sleeping family to fix my ZFS server that’s been down for a while. I am happy. Also made sourdough for the first time.

I didn't even have to use my AK I gotta say it was a good day

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I’m glad you found this stick. I need help reaching something approximately that distance away. Let’s get in touch!

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

I’m so angry right now. I was waiting to buy an iphone with USBC, but they have crossed the line. My next phone will not be an Apple.

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

As an amateur web designer in the 90s and early 2000s, this speaks to me. I stopped web development when CSS became popular and I couldn’t wrap my head around it.

Is there a petition I can sign to scrap all this nonsense modern web progress and go back to that beautiful, dial-up friendly HTML?

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Tell my WiFi love her

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Oh shit!!!! Whaddup! It’s been a minute since I’ve binged on Vantage’s Dat Boy extended version. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b09asWzbeBw

[-] jiberish@lemmy.world 112 points 1 year ago

Oh no! Not concerns! If only there was an open source, decentralized platform that had an active community that could address said concerns if they become an issue.

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