"Thank you, Daddy Trump, for solving the migrant crisis, that was totally not made up!"

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...and they moved all the ads to Prime.

The Dems control flies now, apparently.

Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

Colorado, this is Florida speaking. What is wrong with you?

When CDs were first put into jukeboxes in the 80s, I know someone who played "Revolution 9" like 10 times in a row. It was me.

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I've had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

Ugh. Where did 660 feet come from? Where did 66 feet come from? A line of potatoes (linear) to measure an acre (area)? A strip of land 43,560 x 1 ft is an acre requiring 87k+ potatoes.

Also, 18 homes wont fit on an acre.

This graphic is fucking awful.

Computer simulations, like this one.

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