I, too, saw that other comic.

Not typically, but, you know, it's happened before

I was going to say no hobbies, originally, then I remembered those.

It makes sense because the people who always vote (retirees with few-to-no hobbies) are overwhelmingly republican.

Nah. He'll hold a utensil for a photo op, then go get the food he had an underling procure for him.

Ew

He's dead, Sam!

Most people don't vote.

CNN reports:

Helen told the Post that President Joe Biden tried to call her, but she declined to speak to him since her husband 'was a devout Republican, and he would not have wanted me to talk to him.'

But she added that she does not hold the current president responsible for what happened to her family.

'I don’t have any ill will towards Joe Biden,' she said. 'I’m not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that’s who I’m voting for, but I don’t have ill-will towards Biden.'

Let's see:

1. Decides who to ignore calls from based on her husband's wishes

2. Claims to not be involved in politics, yet supports a certain candidate

Yep, that's a garden-variety republican.

The important takeaway here is that Biden made an effort to reach out.

Fox News committing stochastic terrorism, again?

There's no mistake. It's his intent to blast Biden, not to speak the truth. He 100% achieved his goal.

Surely the Back the Blue crowd will find this offensive and unpatriotic... right?