Oof... felt this one right in the code.

Inbreeding.

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/cheetahs-brink-extinction-again/5th-grade/

Maybe we're all a little flag fatigued, and we don't need to analyze every behavior of a bunch of jumped up apes on a scorecard of correct and incorrect answers for every decision they make?

I get that we are all hyper-aware of just how bad it can get if we don't pay attention to warning signs in 2025, but can't someone do something a little quirky without it being an indicator of virtue or flaw?

He'd probably have an easier time with the lawsuit if instead of appealing to upgrade logic, he just went with, I don't know...

THE TIME MICROSOFT PUBLICLY ANNOUNCED WINDOWS 10 WOULD BE THE LAST NUMBERED VERSION AND THAT THEY'D NEVER NEED TO UPGRADE OS VERSION AGAIN.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-32658340

Pepperidge Farm remembers, Microsoft scum.

Software gets more expensive over time when you write it like spaghetti coded crap in a "move fast and break things" environment where you build so much technical debt that you can't touch anything without breaking 5 other things, and suddenly even simple changes take hundreds of developer hours, which you don't have because half your team is fighting bugs.

Luckily all of our most critical services run on well-developed platforms that get the time and resources they need to be durable and maintainable over time. (biggest /s I've ever written)

I hate Google as much as anybody else, but that Google has been ordered to open up when they already allow side loading, and Apple is apparently all good, is all you need to know this whole system is a joke.

I RECOMMEND EVERYBODY LOVES HYPNOTOAD. IT IS A GREAT SHOW.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD.

Obligatory XKCD

What if you're pirating to avoid agreeing to an EULA that lets a giant corporation murder your family members?

"I like Eastern Europe as a whole because corruption is far more accessible," Tate said. "I find it offensive that a police officer in England will stop me and refuse to take a bribe."

Bet you're missing that guarantee of a speedy trial, huh?

This is some pro level trolling. She's gonna give some of them aneurisms.

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.