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Anytime I mention it to people IRL they look uncomfortable before I explain it's the federated universe of distributed social platforms.

That moment of 😬 is due to the name Fediverse sounding like 'Fetiverse.' These people aren't sex obsessed. Most are tech professionals who were on Fark, SA, Digg...etc.

How do y'all navigate this homonymous quirk?

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

up your block size bro 💪 get them plates stacking 128KB+ a write and watch your throughput gains max out 🏋️ all the ladies will be like🙋‍♀️. Especially if you get those reps sequentially it's like hitting the juice 💉 for your transfer speeds.

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

fix it again op

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

Comments like this is why I come to Red....Lemmy.

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 49 points 4 months ago

Imagine never hearing the word "No." as a complete sentence ever again in your life.

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago

Can't even get HL3 on an alternate timeline.

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Hey Ralph can you get that post-it from the bottom of your keyboard?

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

there are other kinds of hackers?

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

stream of self-consciousness

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

One of my favorite CS memories was on LAN at quakecon.

1v10. The enemy team just killed 9 of us. I'm the last person up. Demolished them. A couple close moments, but caught almost everyone of them in 1v1s.

After I kill 10 people in a single fucking round, on LAN mind you, some prick on their team types "lucky" in all chat.

I was fucking furious.

So sure enough the very next round my team gets shit on. 1v10 again. I, again, wipe the fucking floor with them. 10 down.

I just stood up and screamed.

[-] noobface@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Draw a square in √99/π easy steps.

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