[-] okmko@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I heard recently that Gros Michel can be ordered online for an arm and a leg. I've always wanted to try it.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I sometimes visit the successor site of the_donald to see them erase their memories in real-time. They were 1000% sure it was a Dem black person yesterday. They even had insider info from police connections. Today it's crickets and false flag.

(There's always, always, without fail, accusations of false flags. From CIA, from FBI, from antifa, from George Soros, from Bill Gates. How do you even talk to people like this?)

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

It's known that the more wealth you acquire, the stronger your foot fetish becomes.

It's known.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Can't Gabe do what John Bogle did with Vanguard and transfer ownership to the employees and clients?

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Copeland told 1819 News, which published the report on his 62nd birthday, that his online alter ego was a harmless “hobby” that did not go beyond his home.

"The only moral crossdressing is my crossdressing"

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

... Siracha.

At least before the debacle with Underwood Ranch. I unknowingly bought extra before it happened and am close to running out. I'm not sure what to do afterwards but I'm not inclined to support Huy Fong.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

May I offer some unsolicited advice.

  1. Your damage output is as important if not more important than "getting gud". The more damage you do, the fewer attacks you have to dodge. That's kind of the secret to all these Souls games.

  2. Damage output and damage mitigation come from stacking many small, incremental bonuses. The most important upgrade for damage output is upgrading your weapon with ores. Pick one weapon (eg. Longsword) and invest all ores into it. Any weapon is viable for the whole game as long as you upgrade it. Don't be afraid to commit ores into your chosen weapon as you will eventually have an unlimited supply.

  3. It's possible to suicide-run into dangerous areas for powerful items since you don't lose items upon death. You can collect mid and high-tier ores this way even at low level.

  4. It's perfectly okay to farm exp from higher level, non-bosses. It's low risk since you'll be near a rest site. A good example is killing Vulgar Militiamen from the Farum Greatbridge site in the most northeast area of Caelid. You can horse yourself there ignoring everything. There are plenty of ideal spots that people have found, just look them up.

  5. If you're still having trouble, do each step in the following video as you see fit. Notice that most of these improvements are obtained by acquiring items, and not obtained by leveling up. https://youtu.be/GYI5Z3jhKB4

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Yes, it's a less than egalitarian choice, I acknowledge that, but my empathy is only finite.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Those are definitely penises

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Lol, I read that as Costco Rico

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