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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 143 points 9 months ago

This nonsense again? John Hislop runs a gambling blog for money, and published this googlebait years ago to get sweet SEO candy. Clearly it's still working.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 167 points 9 months ago

I don’t know, I’ve been reading his blog about 20+ years, and the bait haven’t worked on me

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Paging @wit2437

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 months ago

We'll need a repost detecting bot

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I love gambling

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 111 points 9 months ago

Doggy dog world

It's a dog eat dog world. Bone apple tit!

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 88 points 9 months ago

It's bon appétit. They're a diamond dozen!

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 80 points 9 months ago

It's "a dime a dozen". As they say, knowledge is power, France is bacon.

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 69 points 9 months ago

It's Francis Bacon, the author that said "Knowledge is power". Come on now, this is easy enough to look up...it's not rocket appliances.

[-] RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

It's rocket science. But we'll cross that bridge when we cum on it.

[-] splicerslicer@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago

The expression you're looking for is "we'll cross that bridge when we come to it" Not that it matters, it's all water under the fridge anyway, mostly a moo point.

[-] TommySalami@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

Come on, man, it's "water under the bridge". I want to contribute but it felt like we were drifting into malaphors there for a second, so I'm gonna play it by year and just see what comes next.

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Not to be rude, but it's actually "play it by ear". I'm trying to come up with something witty to say, but I'm dropping a blank.

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago

I don't want to beat under the bush so I'm just going to say it. You should have said "drawing a blank ".

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

Hey man just want to correct you so you don't embarrass yourself, it's beat around the bush. Good thing I nipped that in the butt.

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's nip it in bud - which is not the nipple of a human, but the bud of a rose. Sorry for being so pedophile.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

A pedophile is a kiddie diddler; you're thinking of "pedantic." But, that's just my two scents on the matter.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

It's actually "my two cents." No offense, after all, every buddy makes missed takes.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago

Yo my man it's actually "my two cents" but don't worry keep on (to the) rock king!

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry to correct you, but it's actually nipped in the bud. I'd hate for you to use that in public and get egg on your plate.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You mean “drawing a blank.” It’s like you can lead a whore to water but you can’t make a drink.

[-] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 100 points 9 months ago

Also it's actually not that hard to quit smoking. I've quit smoking four times.

[-] Patches@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hey I can quit when I want to.

When I want to. Not when you or the doctor, or everyone else in my life, wants me to...

  • (Now deceased) Addict who smoked from a wheelchair with an attached oxygen tank at his daughters wedding. He did not make it to see his first grandchild.
[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Don't let anyone tell you how to take... Erm, how to live your life!

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[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

On a serious note, there is a type of natural Antidepressant in cigarette smoke (MAOIs) which you come off of like 2 weeks delayed because it has a type of reservoir in the body. So once you quit you can get like delayed withdrawal symptoms.

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[-] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 26 points 9 months ago
[-] robocall@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago
[-] Wanderer@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago

My favourite tweet possibly ever

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

ive seen the first but never the second

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

This is so absurd. It sounds like it comes from one of those AI presidents-playing-minecraft videos on youtube.

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

I still can't believe twitter made Donald Trump a Potus. It has to be one of the wildest stories in our country's history.

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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Trump drinks diet coke and would never call himself not thin.

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[-] Maeve@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

And me, switching from stinky cigarettes to candy flavored vape. I thought a month or two max. It’s been three. Time to fix that. Look out world (fr). Maybe since it’s warmer, my bike is fixed and I’ve almost gotten the interior of my home back in order, it won’t be so difficult when I replace those nicotine hits with dopamine hits? 😬 🙏🏽

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I quit smoking by switching to candy flavored vape. Then I quit vaping and it was easier than quitting smoking.

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

Yep. This week will be particularly busy/trying, and I expect my current vape to run out Tuesday. Please send good vibes, that I don’t give in to temptations, bite off anyone’s head, or grind my teeth to dust. Tyia.

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[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 6 points 9 months ago

I was too, until they changed the formula a year and a half/2 years ago? Started tasting more like Pepsi to me, not a fan. I can do Cherry Coke Zero on occasion, or if I've got a craving I'll do regular Zero with a squirt of orange Miso.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Please tell me miso is a brand and not japanese miso

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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 20 points 9 months ago

That joke is stolen from Richard Pryor. "I've been doing coke for 15 years and I'm still not addicted." Or something like that.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 23 points 9 months ago

It's probably a joke as old as the word addiction itself

[-] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago

Older actually. The gentleman who came up with the word addiction was quoted as saying “I’ve been coming up with words for fifteen years and I’m still not…I’ll get back to you.”

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago

Lol’d. It happens!

Btw, did you mean dog-eat-dog?

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 months ago

Bone apple tea!

[-] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago

It's a doggy god world out there

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

If only we had a doggy god, we'd have all the best sticks and not a care in the world.

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