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[-] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Well, I guess that bugged him.

God, what a big, dumb bitch.

[-] Hule@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Name checks out. He may have prions in his brain..

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

In Australia the spiders don't eat bugs, they mostly eat low flying birds and posties

[-] okmko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Is it also true that the kangaroos steal all the women too with their statuesque muscles?

[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Rattling off insect classifications while a simple pun goes over you're head is a great demonstration of the difference between knowledge and intelligence.

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago
[-] pjwestin@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

Yeah, but I'm not fixing it, you big dumb bitch.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

That was at least 3x funnier than it should have been.

Well done.

[-] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago

I'm not big.

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

[-] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 9 points 2 days ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The ancestor of all of us, animals, bugs and plants. So we eat always our parents-

[-] opossumo@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I am sick of the portion sizes at fancy restaurants. This μm of deconstructed food is overpriced.

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 160 points 2 days ago

Telling someone to drink less beer and study more is wild.

Academics in general have a long history of being alcoholics or alcoholic adjacent

[-] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 days ago

Am an academic, can confirm

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago

Usernames DO NOT check out

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[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 148 points 2 days ago

Ok but "bug" has multiple meanings, and almost nobody means "hemiptera" when they say it. More commonly, it's any terrestrial arthropod. Arachnids are bugs. Centipedes are definitely bugs.

Heck, there's a broader definition that basically includes all arthropods. "Moreton bay bugs" are a popular food this time of year. And they're a kind of lobster.

[-] stray@pawb.social 60 points 2 days ago

The ocean is quite literally lousy with sea lice. They've even got rolly-pollies down there.

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

[-] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

What in the name of Cthulhu is this?

Rollison. And he is a rather pleasant dude.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Here’s what they look like full-grown:

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[-] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They creep me the eff out. Them and horseshoe crabs. Shudder

[-] harmbugler@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago
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terrestrial arthropod

i'd like to differ

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[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Well, this has been one of my favorite threads I've seen in a while. Thanks everyone!

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 54 points 2 days ago

Neither usernames check out

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 39 points 2 days ago

“Bug” is a folksy word for any invertebrate with 6 or more legs. For example, they call lobsters and crayfish bugs.

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

I've learned recently that "Vegetable" is kind of like that too. Like most vegetables are fruits, seeds, leaves, roots, etc etc. Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical one, and it's still foggy. It's basically a plant that isn't sweet, but they also call sweet corn a vegetable so whatever.

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

Not only is vegetable like that, but "fruit" is like that too. Notably, apples and strawberries are not botanical fruits, each little "seed" on the strawberry is the fruit, and the section of core around each apple seed.

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[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago

many people call slugs, snails, and worms bugs too. So any invertibrate with the right vibes

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[-] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago

they kinda drink them actually

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[-] wagesj45@fedia.io 58 points 2 days ago

Sometimes calling someone a big dumb bitch is the only appropriate course of action.

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