https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Survivorship-bias.svg/1024px-Survivorship-bias.svg.png

And then he turned himself into an SBC. Funniest shit I have ever seen.

WALL-E

Old enough to play Ocarina of Time when it came out.

Or at least old enough to play it at your cousin's house and ask your mom for it for christmas because you really wanted it but she wouldn't buy it for you because she was in full 90's helicopter parent mode and thought it looked too scary. I'm sure that's a universal experience.

In My Lane. In My Arrakis. In My Dune.

Umm, akshually. The Martian atmosphere is already 95℅ CO~2~. Its cold because the atmosphere is so thin. Its thin because Mars does not have a strong magnetic field like Earth does, so solar winds can strip away bits of the atmosphere. Also, Mars only has about 0.38 times the gravity of Earth, making it easier for gases to escape.

This is bad advice.

Use both hands.

When she asks "Can I have your name?", don't give it to her.

“The Year Of Linux on Desktops”. Been hearing this for decades, but it might actually be happening.

Been hearing this for decades.

From the btrfs page on the archwiki

General linux userspace tools such as df(1) will inaccurately report free space on a Btrfs partition. It is recommended to use btrfs filesystem usage to query Btrfs partitions.

Warm white LEDs inside of coloured glass bulbs to make LED Christmas lights that don't look like gamer vomit.

Relevant XKCD

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/free.png