Drove to work cranking Psychallic Porn Crumpets - Denmark / Van Gogh & Gone
Drove home cranking Frankie and the Witch Fingers - Bonehead
My loudest commute songs are always the most memorable.
And Ocean
I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She's changing her surname to whatever mine is
She's trading her career to raise our nine kids
I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!
muted trumpet
My friend used to climb massive pine trees late at night in a park across his street, and place traffic cones on top. No one knew who was doing it or why. Many people thought it was the local council marking the trees to be cut down which upset residents. He started noticing police regularly patrolling the area, but he kept doing it and never got caught. It made the local paper, explaining how much confusion and disruption it was causing the police and local council. He hung the article on his wall.
Went on to become a stuntman https://imdb.com/name/nm3068647/
Because some genius in Japan wanted to know what would happen if you put a 4×4 drivetrain into a van.
The elevation change and subsequent plank scrape made eau rouge look like it had a shit stain.
And no, you cannot find the original post anymore. At least it's missing for me, the OP, unless I locate it through inbox history.
Coincidentally, the meme was about mods on shitposts lol. I'll be banned soon 🫡
Transcriptions of Trump are often 200 word sentences muddled with em-dashes as new thoughts appear, sometimes eventually coming back to the original point and finally coming to rest with a period.
It's from 2019. And, yes, it totally backfired. Even the Bern got on it https://x.com/BernieSanders/status/1126606568454279169?s=20
While he's there under oath, can they get some HL3 info out of him?
To be fair, it must be pretty hard being Trump's lawyer. I imagine there's a lot of, "Is there anything else you should be telling us?" and "Are you certain of that or would you like to try remember more or double-check first?" conversations. Then you get in court and shit still goes terribly because your client's like a kid with chocolate on their mouth and told you he didn't eat the cupcakes.
American Christianity. It's like Christianity but cutting out all the stuff that Christ guy talked about.
Ah, I know what it was. It was my birthday and I was camping in an area without reception. I've suspected for a while now that my reality's a simulation and so obviously none of you needed to be rendered that day.
Sorry if this causes any existential crisis' but you'll need to take that up with the Makers.
Might've been an outage in service or tracking, or denial of service, but seems far less likely.
As a professional in this field, top reasons would be...
Edit: I should also point out we have about half a dozen ping-pong tables scattered around my work and our turnover figures were bang on average for annual benchmarking against the sector. I consider the average too high, though, and will be targeting better retention over this year. We'll need at least double the amount of ping-pong tables.
Is the USPS making sure a news outlet posts this every few weeks?