One of my current co-workers. In his previous job, his company had him managing a warehouse by himself. Doing all the work, including the jobs that by the company handbook required two people and protective gear that they also didn't provide. When they were finished with that place they fired him for 'working unsafely'.

Not his responsibility, but still a dumb way to get rid of an excess employee.

I'm glad my school uniform wasn't as formal as that one.

I don't get it.

Well, I shoot myself in the head a lot. It's a habit I'm trying to -- whoops! There I go again.

I had no idea it was such a mystery why wet dogs shake themselves dry.

What do you think of me eating the last of the chocolate when my SO used the last of the milk?

I see some of the strangest questions in the sub. Objectively awful thing that only benefits a morally bankrupt few - yes or no?

What for? We haven't used up the old one yet.

The time to post this was a week ago.

Well, I imagine rule 3 of time travel will apply.

• Don't change the outcome of WWII.
• Don't kill your grandfather.
• Don't have sex with your self from another point in your personal timeline.
• Don't add yourself into background scenes on the Death Star in Star Wars.
• Don't step on butterflies in the Lower Cretaceous period.

The wealthy have an out. Peter Thiel, for example. He has a private compound in New Zealand he can bug out to if it gets too hot where he is right now.

Two machines designed to do the same job in the same environment look similar? Nah, that doesn't track.