Reminds me of the guy who used to work at the dairy processing plant. They caught him skimming.

Perfect dad joke. Made me groan-laugh. I’d make it more obvious by changing it to: “A lemon tree, my dear Watson.”

An alternative to eating it that I could think of: you could ask a friend if they’d eat it instead. Or to someone who finds it difficult to get a good meal everyday.

Younglings with interesting career paths

How to become a senate

I’d like to add Opeth to this list too. One of my favourite bands.

Holy shit that’s insane! I couldn’t even do one of those jobs right haha