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My favorite jokes (lemmy.zip)
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[-] Squorlple@lemmy.world 31 points 4 weeks ago

You Kant ever be one to Plato the crowd. Foucault the haters.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Heir! Heir!

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

For good bladder health, practice your Hegel exercises.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 4 weeks ago

Bill & Ted already made it so that I’ll never pronounce Socrates correctly ever.

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fwiw, the correct pronunciation is approx. "neats-sheh".

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

What about Plotto?

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

I am partial to the Greek name pronunciation. Testicles!

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 4 weeks ago

What philosophy does Subgenre subscribe to? 🤔

[-] federalreverse@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

"A niche subgenre of jokes" is what they mean.

[-] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

If someone critizises you for that, fuck em, just Feuerbach.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

“Camus can do, but Sartre is smartre.”

[-] callyral@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

this made me forgot how to pronounce "niche"

it's like it made me expel all the langauge out of my brain temporarily

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago

We love them Socrate more please!

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 4 weeks ago

Very Humeorous

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