It was good talking to you, you have a good day

If you don't enter your password you are deemed suspicious. They'll just put you in detention for a while to see if you're a danger. Maybe the holding cells get full and they ship you off maybe you just sit there for a few weeks.

They don't seem to give a fuck about what they're allowed or not allowed to do this year.

Travel with a burner phone.

lol

I would, but they'd probably recommend her a good lawyer.

edit: even worse, I look at the fucking stuff and go ohh fuck that's nice! Wait, I don't want that.. but wow, and it's cheap too.....

Lol, yeah, the fucking building at work kills me.

It's well off the road and is not congruent with it, It has two viable fronts and since not quite 45° to the compass rose but not far enough off to use it to the description.

Can't say north south east west can't say roadside can't say front so I can't say left or right.

Labeling where IT equipment is is such a fucking pain in the ass.

There are fire stairs on either side of the building and they do not differentiate them.

I could probably do NE and SW But it just feel so fucking dirty.

I just called the sides East and West in the end even though they're nowhere near.

At least the rest of the IT staff could figure out east and west if we were compass oriented I would totally not feel bad about using it

You know, you and Black Mirror are laughing, But my wife sends me links to products off TikTok all the fucking time and I'm not even on TikTok.

Hmm, immediately call me out for being an assjole without asking if I own all the software that's not rental?

Go troll somebody else, I don't have time for people like you.

In my neighborhood, they misdeliver a package at least 2 times a week.

I'll see the FB group, so and so, your package is at my house or does anyone recognise this porch

They never fuck up my house, but man do they fuck up the rest of the hood.

--cut to living room--
Stephen: Hey guys I'm going to the kitchen anyone need anything?

Rachel: I'll take a diet coke, in a glass with ice.

Stevie: Ohh that sounds refreshing

Greg: I'll take a fanta, glass, ice

Stephen: Orange or that new vanilla cherry flavor?

Greg: Ohh you have that, I though it was sold out everywhere! Yes PLEASE!

--cut to kitchen--

• stephen gets 4 frost glasses from the freezer places perfect icecubes to just above the rim and starts to fill each glass.

--cut to glasses, close microphone on the scene--

• the coke products fizz into the glasses magically creating just enough head as the ice clinks down into the glass. You head an almost subliminal sigh of pleasure plays just barely in the white noise of the carbonation.

--cut to living room--

• stephen walks in with a tray of glasses stephen: ohh I forgot mine!

*replays the scene again with a vanilla coke and he puts a sprig of mind on the glass.

Or paleo diets.

it's da food colorin it is

I pirated everything before they decided to make everything rental only.

I assumed when I got older I'd be able to afford the software and they'd get there due.

But now they want everything to be rental and I'm not down for that.