While stoned af, we were doing kinda foreplay, and when we were hot and all we couldn't find the condom. We started looking for it between the sheets and had to turn on the lights. When we found it again we started with foreplay to get back in mood, only to once again lose the condom. This happened like three times total and by the end we were laughing at our incompetence so hard we just cuddled together and fell asleep. We found the condom the following day
I've been so deep into fediverse stuff that I forgot about that. I feel blessed
Sometimes I'm appalled by humanity forgetting how to make cool stuff that they could do in antiquity and then had to re-discover it, like roman glass, concrete, etc. And then I come across stuff like this and it all makes perfect sense.
Winbloats was arguably the first one of this list to get enshitiffied. I remember being a 12 yo trying to find an alternative to winbugs because the microsoft account login was required. It's got worse since then
This is absolutely outrageous. I wish this was all false, but I've experienced first hand how incredibly horrendous university websites can be. And I'm pretty sure that's an international experience.
The title, worded like that, sounds like some brave man waving a sword at a mighty dragon...
Upon reading the article the situation is more like a bafoon waving a toothpick at an elder god
In spanish "pene" is masculine. However "una pene" (fem) is a much more interesting concept. Even more if we throw in some diminutives. "una penesita"
I actually jokingly call dicks "pussos" with my girlfriend in spanish.
In spanish it's also foca, and in french it's "phoque" which is pronounced "fok"
If things keep going like this I guess I'll abandon Youtube completely. How brighter my life will be
You could try 15 FPS and I bet it would look exactly the same, this industry is just rotten. The insatiable search for higher and higher FPS counts is just nonsensical smh
I'm between "that weird guy" and "jaded outcast"