[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 30 minutes ago

That's what happens when you need software creep to keep your product relevant.

(Who am I kidding - the product is not Office, but Office's users.)

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 22 hours ago

Uh, funny coincidence - to see this when I spent my day there.

"We observed that most of the metals detected came from vehicle and industrial emissions," says the researcher.

No surprise - it's an extremely car-centric city, and it has been like this for decades. And it shows that high demographic concentration isn't enough if people want less cars on the streets, you need to actually design it with pedestrians in account. Add the fact it's a strong industrial pole and here you go.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Breakfast for dinner. Then dinner leftovers for breakfast.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

I don't eat beans, soy, peanuts, and most* derivatives of. Without going into details, let's say that my bowels doesn't handle them well.

*e.g. soy sauce and oil are OK, but tofu makes my body scream murder.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

The app checks for the update every 5 minutes or when the user activates the app.

Why. No, seriously, why such a short interval? Is your code so crappy that it'll be exploited unless you patch it in the following five minutes??? It's a bloody screen recording program, not a kernel dammit.

Normally, when the app detected the update - it downloaded it and stopped the 5 minutes interval until the user installed it and restarted it.

That's already fucking wrong. Ask the user before downloading the update; don't trample over their control over their own machine. If this shit was coded with user consent in mind the scope of the problem would've been far, far smaller.

The problem with the auto-updater we had was that it would prompt the user to update the app as soon as it became available. This resulted in a popup appearing while users were recording the screen, which obviously provided a bad experience as it interrupted the recording the user was making.

The sensible solution for the problem would be to skip the update check if the user is recording the screen. But no, "if u dun updaet in 5min than haxorz explode you're computer!!@!!!", right.

While refactoring it, I forgot to add the code to stop the 5-minute interval after the new version file was available and downloaded.

And never tested it afterwards.

Write your auto-updater code very carefully.

Even better: ask yourself if that program even needs auto-updates. Odds are it doesn't.

*sigh*

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

PTB. You highlighted immoral shit done by one of the two governments that the .ml admin team licks the boots of, then you get banned while they lie that you're being a bigot (rule 1), since they have the same transparency as a chunk of charcoal and that makes them too dishonest to list "don't criticise the RF or PCC here" as an actual rule.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

There's no hard boundary between expletives, grammatical words, and semantic words. And while plenty words sit strictly in one of those categories, some sit right in the border. That's the case of those four words:

  • καί / kaí "and"
  • ἐνταῦθα / entaûtha "there, here"
  • μέν / mén "so, while"
  • οὖν / oûn "then"

Even if they're expletives they're really, really far from that sort of babble-like interjection like "shh", "tsk tsk", "umm", "aah" and the likes, so the student is wrong for translating them as such.

However, the ~~instructor~~ destructor is even worse - he's outright butchering their expletive role, and smearing pedantic filth over what's supposed to represent a casual discourse. "Thereupon" my arse dammit, this is the same sort of clown that translates Catullus with the poetic sensibility of a green potato, or that claims Greeks had weird colour vision.

Personally I'd probably go for something like "There was then a review of Cyrus' army and, so, first the foreigners paraded." It sounds rather close to the original - it's casual, but not babble. (Caveat lector: I'm proficient with Latin, but not Greek.)

Note that ancient languages did represent babble too. In Latin for example you see a (ah), fu (blergh), io (yay!) all the time. Specially if you're dealing with Plautus.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 34 points 1 day ago

"I'm whatever you aren't, you fucker" - water, to the substance you mixed with it.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 48 points 3 days ago

If I need to prove something stupid and immoral, and it relies on the assumption that 2+2=5, then 2+2=4 is woke propaganda. Simple as.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, nah. Your sentence is completely fine. When I read the title I was expecting you to have clipped it midway, without including the most crucial bit of info. (I know someone who does this. It drives everyone around her crazy, so I get why a mod would scold people for doing it.)

The mod is clearly a troll, and the modlog being full of similar occurrences reinforces it. PTB.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 25 points 3 days ago

Typically I can't be arsed to watch a 21min video, but here's a summary. Reasons he switched:

  1. Windows talks to him like he's a baby.
  2. The bloat is real.
  3. Customisation.
  4. gaming on Linux is finally real.

Reason why not switching might be a good idea: you'll likely need to give something up, like he did with Photoshop. (insert his rant about Adobe's abusive practices.)

Most of the video is simply developing on that.


I don't like this guy but I hope this popularises Linux a wee bit. I've seen too many people with false beliefs towards the [eco]system, even without having used it once.

[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 36 points 4 days ago

As others mentioned it was rape as "rapeseed". Unfortunate homophone of another word referring to non-consensual sex.

Middle English borrowed the word "rape" (for the seed) straight from Latin, rapum, rapa. The Latin word actually refers to turnips, but they're relatives and their flowers look really similar:


Top is turnip (Latin rapa), bottom is rape. Latin inherited it from Proto-Indo-European *[s]rā́p- "wild cabbage, turnip"; it's a really weird word, that *ā shows it was borrowed into Late PIE from some pre-IE language.

Then the word referring to non-consensual sex was from Norman French "rap" instead. It's ultimately from Latin "rapere" (to seize, capture, rape), in turn inherited from Proto-Indo-European *h₁rep- "to snatch".

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submitted 2 weeks ago by lvxferre@mander.xyz to c/biology@mander.xyz

Here's a direct link to the journal article.

Summary: phylogenomic study found that Hexapoda (insects, springtails, headcones) is a sister clade to Remipedia (venomous, cave-dwelling "crustaceans"). So it's basically the same that happened with birds and dinos, except with bugs.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by lvxferre@mander.xyz to c/fedibridge@lemmy.dbzer0.com

EDIT: @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works shared something that might help to circumvent this shit:

Contained in these parentheses is a zero-width joiner: (​)

Basically, add those to whatever you feel that might be filtered out, then remove the parentheses. The content inside the parentheses is invisible, but it screws with regex rules.

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Based on

SVG source for anyone willing to give it a try. Made with Inkscape. The emojis were added as images because Inkscape.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by lvxferre@mander.xyz to c/canvas@toast.ooo

[Idea] If you don't want to see huge flags taking space over actual drawings in the Canvas, pick the biggest flag that you can find to deface.

As long as a lot of people are doing that, the ones templating larger flags will be forced to reduce their layouts and give more room for actual drawings.


[Reasoning] When it comes to country flags, I think that the immense majority of the users can be split into four groups:

  1. The ones who don't want to see country flags at all.
  2. The ones who are OK with smaller flags, but don't want to see larger ones.
  3. The ones who want to see a specific large flag taking a huge chunk of space.
  4. The ones who want to see the whole canvas burning, like the void.

I'm myself firmly rooted into #1, but this idea is a compromise between #1, #2 and #4.

Typically #3 uses numbers (and/or bots) to seize a huge chunk of the canvas to their flags. Well, let's use numbers against it then. As long as #1, #2 and #4 are trying to wreck the same flag, we win.


[inb4]

But what about identity flags?

Not a problem. They're typically bands instead of thick squares, and people drawing them are fairly accommodating.

But what about [insert another thing]

Even if [thing] is a problem, it's probably minor in comparison with huge country flags.

What should be the template?

None. We don't need one, as long as everyone is working against the same large flag.

Just draw something of your choice over the flag, preferably over its iconic features.

But I'm not creative enough for that!

No matter how shitty your drawing is, it's probably still way more original than a country flag. So don't feel discouraged.

That said, you can always help someone else with their drawing. Or plop in some text. Or just void.

Why are you posting this now, you bloody Slowpoke?

I wish that I thought about this before Canvas 2024. But better later than never. (And better early by a year for Canvas 2025.)


EDIT: addressing on general grounds some whining from group #3 (the ones who want to see a specific large flag taking a huge chunk of the canvas space).

You do realise that this sort of "war against the largest flag" should benefit even you, as long as the biggest flag is not the one you're working with, right? Even for you, this makes the canvas a more even level field. Let us not forget that you love to cover other flags with your own.

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submitted 1 year ago by lvxferre@mander.xyz to c/cat@lemmy.world

I got a weird problem involving both of my cats (Siegfrieda, to the left; Kika, to the right).

Kika is rather particular about having her own litterbox(es), and refuses to use a litterbox shared by another cat. Frieda on the other hand is adept to the "if I fits, I sits, I shits" philosophy, and is totally OK sharing litterboxes.

That creates a problem: no matter if properly and regularly cleaned, the only one using litterboxes here is Frieda. We had, like, five of them at once; and Kika would still rather do her business on the patio.

How do I either teach Kika "it's fine to share a litterbox", or teach Siegfrieda "that's Kika's litterbox, leave it alone"?

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by lvxferre@mander.xyz to c/houseplants@mander.xyz

Context: my mum got some keikis of this orchid from a neighbour. She managed to grow them into a full plant, it even flowered (as per pic), but she has no idea on which species of orchid it is.

I am not sure if it's a native species here (I'm in the subtropical parts of South America), but it seems to be growing just fine indoors in a Cfb climate.

Disregard the vase saying "phal azul" (blue phal), it used to belong to another orchid; it doesn't seem to be a Phalaenopsis.

If necessary I can provide further pics, but note that it has lost the flowers already.

Any idea?


EDIT: thanks to @jerry@fedia.io's comment, we could find it - it's a Miltoniopsis. Likely from Colombia or Ecuador, not from my area.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by lvxferre@mander.xyz to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works

I feel slightly offended. Because it's true.

(Alt text: "Do you feel like the answer depends on whether you're currently in the hole, versus when you refer to the events later after you get out? Assuming you get out.")

xkcd source

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Link to the community: !isekai@ani.social

Feel free to join and talk about your favourite series. The rules are rather simple, and they're there to ensure smooth discussion.

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Source.

Alt-text: «God was like, "Let there be light," and there was light.»

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