When inside thoughts become outside words

The initial Android Jellybean version of the blobmojis are the only emojis that have ever been good, before or since

In John Harvey Kellogg's case, it was even worse. Much like the guy who invented graham crackers, it was "So drunkenness leads to cirrhosis, gluttony leads to obesity, pre-condom promiscuity leads to syphilis, sports lead to injuries, and laziness leads to being a soft couch potato. Clearly this means that pleasure is actually bad and you should make sure you don't eat anything that tastes good, don't drink, don't lift weights, never have sex except to produce one or two children, don't play sports, don't listen to music, don't have fun, don't enjoy anything"

His brother was more responsible for the corn flakes, John Harvey thought they were too flavorful.

We're talking about actual web browsers here, not spyware that uses your device to run a botnet

J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn't interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.

Joe Kelly gets suspended for 8 games every time this is posted

We do know that Archer is probably from Utica, or at least not from Albany, given that he's never seen using the phrase "steamed hams" to refer to hamburgers.

He doesn't give a fuck about meter, either. Now that's commitment.

No, you can't. Don't bother locking the doors tonight, I'm coming in anyway.

Crack = freebasing cocaine = base.
Bay Area rapper Lil B used to be insulted by people who called him "based", essentially meaning crackhead. He reappropriated it to mean outspokenly being yourself while actively disregarding what anybody else thinks, and started also going by Based God. That's it.

These 10 episode seasons are killing me, who's responsible for us not getting 24 episodes?