Here are a few (non-personal) phone numbers I have memorised:

If you want a Macintosh in the 1990s:

1-800-MY-APPLE

Homer Simpson from The Simpsons:

(939) KL5-3226

Barney Gumble from The Simpsons:

(939) KL5-4796

Hastings Direct Insurance:

0800 001066

The Emergency Services in The IT Crowd:

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

Lookin' good!

!shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca

Please NSFW tag this.

Some of them eat oysters, or so I'm told. They lack a brain and centralised nervous system.

Huh, neat.

You may be abrosexual, of course; but that could also be an explanation.

We have a word for that: abrosexual.

Here's the flag:

As you can imagine, our main in-jokes are watermelons and indecisiveness.

There's also a subreddit at r/abrosexual, and a community at !abrosexual@lemmy.ca (although the latter isn't very active).

Source: I am abrosexual

"Know" is a stretch. Plants respond to attack by releasing chemicals (e.g. nettles and grasses), curling or retracting their leaves (e.g. acacia), or by changing their morphology (e.g. holly); but they have no nervous system - let alone a brain - so it's not like you're killing an animal.

This looks like a virgin vs chad meme.

Paywall? I mean thanks, that'll be helpful for a lot of people and I might even change the link to the archived one, and the cookie options are a bit crap unless you block JS; but this isn't paywalled on my end.

Maybe it's because I'm in the UK? Although I'm using a VPN...