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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

Tumblr post by a user whose name was redacted.

Text: guys, there is an anti-government revolution going on in my country. so i am full of adrenaline. i think today's chapter will be longer than the others. i don't know what time i will post it. but i am HAPPY !!!

Hashtags: orv, joongdok, kim dokja, yoo joonghyuk, ao3, ao3 writer, ao3 fanfic

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23396300

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nickyflowers posts:

it would be cool if websites let you be an adult on them. the advertisers and payment processors need everything to be Family Friendly though and their definitions of family and friendly are absolutely fucked. but since they're in charge of the Internet now, no one is allowed to be an adult. tiktokers say things like "unalive" and "seggs" because they know death and sex are too adult for online. online is for idiot babies only now because they're easier to market to

nickyflowers replies:
oh im sorry you're a trans adult? super ban. you are super banned for life. you have upset Visa's feelings. Mastercard is throwing up in the corner. how could you do this to Google Ads?

This is honestly too long to write an alt text for, sorry.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23312757

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thedickcavettshow posts:
hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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lil-shiro posts:
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
[screenshot of a twitter post]

Sandy Tragent posts:
Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.
[A picture of an old idyllic looking English town]

@C0LDREACTOR retweets:
[a photo of several storefronts on the street]
double greggs separated by a casino

[end of twitter screenshot]

cipherhunter replies:
[screenshot of a tumblr comment section]
asmadasthehatters comments:
Pop in for a cheeky sausage roll, chuck the month's council tax down hte shitter on the slots, celebrate with a second, cheekier sausage roll
Bangin'

it's a long one, but it's a good one. Source: https://music-sync-maniac.tumblr.com/post/778154361413124096/averruncusho-the-little-birb-prince

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23128823

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solarsyrup posted:
CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

Also, new here, how do yáll normally capture posts longer than a full screen, cause chopping them up into multiple screenshots looks bad to me.