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Something big (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 98 points 2 years ago

Beef Stroganoff has invaded Poland.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 years ago

Sir, a second beef stronagov has hit the world trade center.

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Beef Stroganoff has won the FIFA World Cup

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 87 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Notify me when they invent Beef Stroganon

[-] rustyricotta@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

I get the original joke, but I also couldn't help but read it as "Beef Stro-Ganon" and imagining what that Zelda boss fight would look like.

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago

Breath of the Wild introduced cooking, with the amount of magic involved in that world it's only a matter of time before it goes wrong.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I've tried this play on words with like 5 different people and it never gets a rise out of anyone. People have turned into unfeeling automatons.

[-] Nashua@programming.dev 33 points 2 years ago

Are you sure they weren’t automatoffs?

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

OH, SNAP!

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Nah, it's probably your delivery.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

It's DiGiorno.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

I prefer DiGioryes.

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[-] GaiusBaltar@lemmy.world 71 points 2 years ago

At first I thought the meme was that "Daily" was checked.

"New reporting in... beef stroganoff remains the same as yesterday. Still delicious."

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Only daily? I want hourly updates about beef stroganoff, dammit!

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Thank you for subscribing to Beef Stroganoff Facts!

Did you know that beef stroganoff is named after one of the members of the influential Stroganov family? A legend attributes its invention to French chefs working for the family, but several researchers point out that the recipe is a refined version of older Russian dishes.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Unsubscribe.

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Thank you for being a valued Beef Stroganoff Facts subscriber!

Did you know that after the fall of Tsarist Russia, the recipe was popularly served in the hotels and restaurants of China before the start of World War II? Russian and Chinese immigrants, as well as US servicemen stationed in pre-Communist China, brought several variants of the dish to the United States, which may account for its popularity during the 1950s. It came to Hong Kong in the late fifties, with Russian restaurants and hotels serving the dish with rice but not sour cream.

[-] revoopy@programming.dev 47 points 2 years ago

[-] TIN@feddit.uk 42 points 2 years ago

Scientists invent Double Beef Stroganoff. More on this story at 11.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 40 points 2 years ago

It's always fun getting paid by Google for not being a parent to a child in my household.

Is funny how often they ask.

They seem to check if I'm still married each month as well. Easy money.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

How much do you earn from this stuff?

[-] The_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

About $0.10 - $0.15 each time they ask.

[-] marrenia@astraea.pink 7 points 2 years ago

I've already sold my soul to them - might as well get paid for it

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

Keep in mind that if they can afford to give you that much, it must be worth more than that to whoever they are selling it to

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[-] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

I'd be a little worried about what my spouse was googling if Google kept wondering if I'd been divorced yet.

[-] chetradley@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Google: Hey, how's it going with Samantha, you guys good?

Me: Great, why do you ask?

Google, nervously: Ah, no reason bro. Just checking. You guys are so great for each other btw.

[-] shinratdr@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 years ago

Apparently Brazilians make a variation of beef stroganoff that uses ketchup. If I had been signed up for these alerts I could have done something to stop that.

[-] Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br 12 points 2 years ago

I don't really like ketchup, but as a Brazilian I'm happy you did nothing to stop us. Our Stroganoff is amazing

[-] Blubber28@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago

Ah, so this is where the memes come from. I was wondering why there were so many in my morning feed XD

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[-] Lizardon@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

she strogan me off til I beef

[-] GreenMario@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

BEHOLD!

Beef Stroganoff II!

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Beef boogaloo

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[-] Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago

Jan Misali's 2022 Toki Pona language cover of the Symphogear "Beef Stroganoff" song is nearing its 40,000th view on YouTube. Whether this entertaining deconstruction of a beef Stroganoff recipe will reach this milestone of popularity this year or next remains to be seen. "Moku Sutolokanopu" is the most popular song about beef Stroganoff of the 2020s thus far, and the most popular song about beef Stroganoff in the Toki Pona language of all time.

That concludes this year's big Stroganews. Thank you for your attention.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

The hero we need.

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[-] Quindius@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I need real-time updates on my beef stroganoff

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Beef Stroganoff has stolen your girl

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

What do you call a cow when it's masturbating?

Beef strokin' off.

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Define "something big", mr google.

[-] MrJukes@lemmy.one 15 points 2 years ago

Is your safe search enabled?

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No, mr google. Please define "something big"

[-] Ozzy@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

She beefing on my stroga until i noff

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Beefjob tutorial please

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

"'cause baby I'm stroganoff to live with out you, stroganoff..."

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Beef Stroganoff wins the 2023 Ballon d'Or, mystifying football fans and chefs alike

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