Call me old fashioned, but I don't think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

Ahh America. Land of the free, home of the Union busting corporations literally making robot scabs

but I challenge you to find one instance in those 11 years where I have prevailed upon anyone at The Post in favor of my own interests

Remember that time you conferred with one presidential election candidate, then stopped The Post from endorsing the other candidate, then wrote your own article in The Post about how that was fine?

“This is no different than the maintenance guy moving it out there,”

Well then, I expect the mayor to get the same punishment as the maintenence guy would have if he chose to intentionally steal the box instead of delivering it.

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he's believing something he saw on 4chan.

"But we don't allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft."

I didn't realise you had to fly the plane yourself on Ryanair now. That's one way to cut costs I guess...

Oh, now I should get into crypto. I've just been waiting for someone publicly convicted of multiple counts of fraud to start up a platform so I can pour all my money into that.

Walz likes video games? Like a third of the entire planet does? What a weirdo, so unrelatable.

Pure blood has always been the best path to health. That's why the Habsburgs are a superhuman ruling class.

All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There's probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

The story doesn't make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

Damn wokes villainizing pedophiles now. You can't do anything anymore because of the woke nonsense.