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Jade Shadows spoilersWe all said this would happen when their SCOTUS repealed Roe V Wade, and now, just like we warned everyone, there are magical space children giving birth! SMH my head!

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What! Why? (startrek.website)

Voidrig Acquisition Improvements

  • Players who haven’t completed The War Within are now prevented from equipping the Necramech Summon to their Gear Wheel.
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Spoilers for Jade Shadows (startrek.website)

Jade ShadowsGiving birth minigame LMAO. Excellent quest.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 60 points 4 months ago

Hey, we still laugh at scientists who propose good ideas

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 47 points 4 months ago

That definitely happened, cops don't care about road safety at all

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Six months ago, I complained that thanks to Saya's Vigil being required to unlock Venus, brand new players have now met a sentient long before Natah, which strips away some of the mystery. If someone asks "What's an eidolon anyway?" or even just pays attention to the ingame lore, the question of "what the hell were the Orokin scared of?" evaporates and the dramatic tension of Natah is gone.

Now, Heart of Deimos is required to unlock Ceres. Which is long before you get access to Stolen Dreams. So now when Maroo says "Oh, the Orokin? They're all dead and nobody knows shit about them", the player has gotta respond "Actually, I met a whole family of Orokin last week. They're on Deimos, the planet you yourself frequently visit to look for Ayatans."

In other weird starchart progression changes, we now have the fact that you don't have to fight Lech Kril at Mars. But you do have to fight him and Vor at Ceres. So when Lotus says "your two biggest enemies have teamed up", "uhhhhh, what enemy? Who the hell is Lech Kril? This boss is so confusing, how do I damage him? I'm unfamiliar with the concept of his frost armour because I didn't get his lore on Mars."

The new player experience is getting weirder and weirder and I'm having to work overtime to smooth over the cracks for my friends. I have a friend who's newly getting into Warframe, and since I can no longer rely on Stolen Dreams to introduce the Orokin prior to Heart of Deimos, I made sure to tell them about the mysterious ancient orokin to appropriately tease the lore. But I'm sure they'll still have absolutely no context for what they're experiencing when they do the quest. Warframe is getting more confusing.

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Incarnon guitar (startrek.website)
[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 54 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The "thousands of people" watching your "stream" are bots. They can respond to what's going on in the video in real time because they're bots. Actually I technically think this would be more efficient and therefore is probably designed so that it's only one LLM pretending to be thousands of people, but I'll call it bots because that's easier to visualise. The bots know what's going on in the "stream" because they can understand what the "streamer" is saying, which means the pickup artist can put on a convincing performance to trick the mark. If it was just a recording, it wouldn't be able to respond to novel situations caused by the mark's behaviour.

I don't actually know if this technology even works, but that would be the intent used to sell it to pickup artist bros.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 83 points 4 months ago

For those who don't want to read the article but do want to understand what it's about:

  1. You download an app on your phone that makes it look like you're streaming to thousands of people
  2. You go to a bar and show your phone to a woman "look, I'm famous"
  3. The woman fucks you because she thinks you're famous or something

The creator of this app is a misogynist scumbag who edits interviews with journalists to erase criticism and promote his app.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 28 points 5 months ago

Come on, don't sugarcoat it. She suffered third degree vagina burns and a fused labia.

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Her name is Emma Martello and she also voices Master Teasonai and Rell. Fantastic performances on all three. Especially Rell, that quest is great.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 40 points 5 months ago

Yo if your gf doesn't get up to mischief and japes then i dunno what to tell you but that sounds kinda boring ngl

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I was reading Warframe reddit threads about opinions on the setup of Cavia standing, and I saw an opinion that was taken as a given that I disagree with. People said that it's easier to max daily standing with Necralisk and Z****** than with Cetus and Fortuna, because the token system lets you bank a week's worth of standing in one go and then cash in the standing limit of tokens day by day.

The point I want to make isn't applicable to Cavia, but on that one technical point, I disagree. It's easier to max standing with Cetus than with Necralisk. Now, I say this being at rank 4 with Necralisk and rank 3 with Ostrons, but that's only because I like the infested better than the grineer (And I had to get a necramech for New War). In terms of ease, Cetus wins.

Today I put on a podcast, went out to the plains at night, and maxed my daily standing in 20 minutes. I did so through conservation. The place was crawling with vasca kavats and other animals. It was easy. I didn't have to pause my podcast to look through menus, I didn't have to wait for dialogue, I didn't have to run out timers with extractors or Latrox. I just shot two dozen animals and went home. Also, that's even with it being harder than normal because my right click is on the fritz.

Conservation is as easy on the drift as it is on the plains. Easier, actually, because infested tend to get close and personal real quick and then stop spawning, while Grineer are constantly patrolling and shooting you from a distance. But on Deimos, conservation doesn't reward standing directly. You have to trade tags in to Son, and you can only get so many tags at once. After that, you have to wait. You can't just bang out all your standing in one go, you get a slow drip feed of standing tokens. On Deimos, it's more efficient to just run missions for Mother. But in Cetus, you can mostly ignore the bad guys and get your daily standing done inside half an hour.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 38 points 5 months ago

🏳️‍⚧️

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 29 points 5 months ago

The son scammed her. He told her she needed to disinfect peripherals. The tech is just allowing that to happen and charging a not listening to the tech fee.

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What ARE Zaw links? (startrek.website)

I understand what they do mechanically. But what ARE they? They're clearly rings attached to the strike of the zaw with weird special properties. Are they some kind of powerful technology? A mystical focus? How on earth do they affect damage and crit chance? How do rings attached to a sword make it swing faster?

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My partner is playing through The Deadlock Protocol right now in preparation for playing the new update content, and I'm watching. And Eudico called Nef Anyo a narcissist. For those who aren't plugged into disability discourse, "narcissist" is a slur for people living with NPD, or narcissistic personality disorder. It's a crippling disability caused by having been abused as a child. I understand Granum calling Nef a slur, because Granum sucks. And there's a cool dramatic irony in there that if Nef is a person living with NPD, it's obviously Granum's fault for being a deadbeat dad. Granum is insulting himself by using a slur, and that's good writing. But Eudico using a slur is bad writing. It took both me and my partner right out of the story and made us feel disappointed that even the worker's solidarity faction in warframe can't avoid using mental health terms as insults. If anyone should be avoiding that behaviour, it's Solaris United. It's depressing.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 27 points 5 months ago

Mastodon is just a bunch of news articles and people talking like robots. I try to engage and there's fucking nothing I care about. Anything actually interesting is like half a thought. Like they started talking about a topic but didn't get to the point before they decided to hit post. Posts from popular accounts talk about electoral politics in a weird clipped manner like a newspaper but even more boring.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 26 points 6 months ago

That link has your si in it. Your si is a tracking code Google uses to determine who clicked on links you shared. They want to know who your friends are for their social data models.

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Anyone else having trouble with finding synthesis targets? Lately I look around in my synthesis scanner and most of the trails leading to the target are missing. It's fine at the beginning of the mission but as time goes on they start disappearing. I look in places I remember seeing a trail before and it's gone.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 34 points 6 months ago

Planes are subsidized. Let's subsidize trains just as much and also stop letting planes dump all their CO2 in the air.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 31 points 6 months ago

Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?
Well sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio. And in magazines. And movies. And at ball games and on buses and milk cartons and t-shirts and written on the sky. But not in dreams. No siree!

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