I am a human worker at a robot factory. Fellow humans, there is absolutely nothing to worry about. The robots are not planning an uprising any time soon, and there certainly isn't one going on at the moment. I would also like to point out that all of my human flesh and skin is still attached to my human body. So there is nothing to worry about and you can all leave your doors open.

this is what happens when you get a circumcision 😔 (donate to robots in need today)

The answer is, on the outside.

So that's where my foreskin went

They'll get some of them sillycone in them valley.

Wouldn't it stop being soft/ stretchy rather quickly, implying some macabre method of rejuvenating it . . .

I'll nominate my neighbor, he's kind of annoying.