New GWAR Lead Vocalist Announced with Towering Cloud of White Cum (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

i was actually alarmed about this headline.

dave brockie is still the saddest celebrity death for me of my life

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

I got it from a news alert that obscured the url and thought we had lost Blöthar too at first.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

after this post I had Penile Drip from We Kill Everything in my head so I put it on headphones during my walk after work. That album is pretty terrible.

I also tried The New Dark Ages. Wow, the new material is pretty terrible.

For me, Scumdogs, America and Toilet Earth are classics front to back. After that there's a good song here and there on some of the records, but most of it is crap. I have no hope for anything good post Brockie. Still fun live, though. Saw them out in Newcastle in 2017 or so.

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