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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 47 points 1 year ago

I'd like you to meet my Steppe son.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He looks a little plain.

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I really like this one

[-] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 year ago

What about Forest?

Also, this appears to be a lemmy of a tumblr of a tweet. How meta.

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

It’s the internet ecosystem

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 2 points 9 months ago

Forest is a common name, yep.

So is Savanna.

Never heard of anyone named Prairie, but it would also work imo and not be too weird.

Probably wouldnt have too much luck with Temperate Rainforest or Alpine Grasslands.

And then... then theres Bog.

It works as a name, but you probably do not want to be named Bog.

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 year ago

"So your name is Pete?"

"Not quite, it's peat, short for peatland"

[-] Mamushi@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

Taiga is another biome that is used as a name.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 1 year ago

Tundra could make a pleasant-sounding name

[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

I was thinking Taiga, that way when my daughter gets to school the other little nightmare monsters don't call her "Truck".

[-] finthechat@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

I worked with a woman named Savannah. One time someone called her Rain Forest instead and since our job sucked, we all started laughing hysterically.

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 12 points 1 year ago

Savannah isn’t a biome, it’s a city. Savanna is a biome and I’ve never met someone with that name.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I could possibly understand Bog, Valley, Tundra, Oasis, or Isthmus as names. I've heard stupider names.

[-] TurnWest@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

I don't know what Isthmus means, but honestly would be a cool name

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

An isthmus is a relatively narrow strip of land separating two bodies of water, and linking two larger landmass.

An easy example is how central America has that thin bit that connected to South America before they dug the Panama canal. The Suez canal crosses another isthmus that we dug through like that.

[-] Killing_Spark@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago

He just wants to catch his daughter with her boyfriend and be able to yell "get out of my swamp"

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Dry Sclerophyll Forest, it's time for bed.

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oxbow Lake, get your shoes on before you miss the school bus!

[-] HankMardukas@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Wait, those are actually good

[-] UtMan1988@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't fuck with anyone named Tundra or Mangrove. Those mfs might be Power Rangers in disguise

[-] jennwiththesea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Because they're not named after the biome, they're named after the city. Like Austin, Brooklyn, Phoenix, Dallas, etc.

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Savannah like the biome>>>>>>Savannah like the city.

[-] senkora@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

Meadow is a good name.

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

From best to worst in my opinion:

  • Tundra
  • Taiga
  • Chaparral
  • Plateau
  • Woodland
  • Rainforest
  • Grassland
  • Desert
  • Wetland
  • Swamp
[-] hanni@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

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