Too creative and not quite racist enough, i doubt she could come up with something better than Gianfranco Mamamia or maybe Olivia d'Aglio
Olivia d'Aglio
I'm pizza ballin' rn
And the most messed up thing is, if I was a Cardinal I'd probably vote for him.
If he was to become pope, he would have to change his name though. Probably to something stupid like John Paul, Benedict or Pius.
Papa John
Pope Pious P'Zone I
Pius Pig Granddad
Father Totino's Pizza Boy
Pope Christopher Cruststuffer
an italian with a name as descriptive as battista de pizzaiolo would be contractually obligated to call themselves Pope Papi
pff. we would never forget.
Pope Calzonesquare
She doesn't even have this in her anymore. He'd be called Mussolini Rightolini now.
Also, Pizzaballa is at best a fence-sitting-muthafucka 
But this doesn’t mean Pizzaballa is apolitical. He has long spoken out against the wall dividing the West Bank and Jerusalem — but also criticized Palestinian leaders for constantly blaming Israel for all issues, even once quipping, “If the weather isn’t good, the cause is occupation.” After Oct. 7, Pizzaballa condemned Hamas’ brutality and offered himself as a hostage in exchange for kidnapped Israeli children. Yet he also called for an end to the Israel-Hamas war and to Israeli occupation, wearing a kaffiyeh while in Bethlehem on Christmas.
While both Palestinians and Israelis have criticized Pizzaballa’s statements for insufficient support, this, in a way, shows he has successfully managed to remain moderate in a tense position. Perhaps he can just as carefully navigate Vatican factions, where he is also perceived as a frustratingly neutral figure on divisive doctrinal questions.
My new DJ name, His Beatitude
His Beanitude
Is Groucho Marx going to be the next pope?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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