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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

And the most messed up thing is, if I was a Cardinal I'd probably vote for him.

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

If he was to become pope, he would have to change his name though. Probably to something stupid like John Paul, Benedict or Pius.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Pope Calzonesquare

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

Papa John

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Pope Pious P'Zone I

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Pius Pig Granddad

[-] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Father Totino's Pizza Boy

[-] miz@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Pope Christopher Cruststuffer

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

an italian with a name as descriptive as battista de pizzaiolo would be contractually obligated to call themselves Pope Papi

[-] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

pff. we would never forget.

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