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Haiku for you... (ttrpg.network)
submitted 1 week ago by ZDL@ttrpg.network to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
Help me, I am trapped
In a haiku factory.
Save me, before they...
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[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm coming to help.

Where can I find you my friend?

Oh no, they see me...

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hold it right there mate.
You will have to come with me.
You are in trouble

[-] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Se habla Spanish.

Kinda. I studied a bit.

When I was younger.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This is kinda stupid, why would you write haikus to free, a person trapped in here?

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

There’s an old saying
About what to do in Rome…
When you are in it

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Talk about stupid,

You wrote a haiku that has

Extra syllables.

Stupid is too strong.

I feel bad for using it,

But it fits the scheme.

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Hey man I just thought

I'd let you know that haikus

Are five-seven-five

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought i had it

But now you say i do not

This is deceptive

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That one works just fine.

The other one was one off;

It was six-eight-six.

this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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