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[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 59 points 2 months ago

Because a tiny bit of the top right square is missing, making the game invalid.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 20 points 2 months ago

That’s horse dong from a knight that went OOB.

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, the Horse Dong Gambit.

[-] Grey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I'm thinking it's a really fat square hollow bishop

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

Don't put your dong in that.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna do it

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

The black king is going to do an en passant.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Because it's White's move.

[-] MRLimcon@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago

The queen is in love with the other king

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

The black bishop is standing up on the ropes, about to do a sweet jump

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's because the chess worm in the upper right corner forbids it. The chess worm is the real king, and the king piece you think you have checked is merely an illusion it is projecting.

[-] koper@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

Praise the Shai-Hulud!

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

The King can just walk along further to left and up/down. I can't believe how often people forget that the board is just a 2d projection of a torus…

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

It’s not gay if it’s in a three way.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 11 points 2 months ago

The queen is secretly in an affair with the black king

[-] Shawdow194@fedia.io 11 points 2 months ago

Because its whites turn

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 2 months ago

That's because White King invited Black King to a special party involving the Queen, a ménage à trois.

[-] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Lesser known chess move like en passant. When you get into the ménage à trois board state you're forced to immediately stop the game and eiffel tower with your opponent and any 3rd party. Whoever cums first loses.

[-] callyral@pawb.social 9 points 2 months ago

because you didnt take the king yet

[-] nagaram@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago

BBC from a distant corner!

Oh no the white queen is getting blacked!

He brought a CUCK CHAIR it's over folks!

[-] Ghost33313@beehaw.org 6 points 2 months ago

The tardis is just one square to the left.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Google en kingsant

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is actually the ceasefire position. They are deliberating on peace talks. The queen is mediating, and even though she may not be impartial, she is generally well liked among both sides.

[-] NewDark@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

I think that's a spitroast

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

There's an imposter among us.

[-] Binette@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

exactly! there definitly isn't a queen/bishop in the top right corner 😃

[-] frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

No? If it was, he would've won

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