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“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

“Hey, smartass!” shouted a woman in her sixties, jumping to her feet. “You want to see my tattoo?”

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

“Yes I do, I’ve got one!” the woman shouted, tapping her chest.

The Trump supporter dismissed her with a wave of one hand. “I’ve had enough of you Democrats,” she said.

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[-] ryrybang@lemmy.world 104 points 10 months ago

The stupidity of some people in that article is jaw dropping.

Also, if they shout at each other now, just wait for the SSA, Medicare, and Medicaid cuts that make hearing aids too expensive for rural boomers.

[-] derry@midwest.social 44 points 10 months ago

Grew up near Iowa, can confirm a lot of stupid people who think they're smart.

[-] amorpheus@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

And they all vote. (credit to George Carlin)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

EDIT: As fate would have it...

I just got back from a PT appointment.

... The driver (local charity service for the broken and broke)...

Yep. She was from Iowa.

We got to talkin', I told her about my (former, before being goddamned maimed) line of work.

I had to... spend most of the conversation explaining that software development... and IT... generally refer to completely different things and require significantly different skill sets.

But uh, she was very cheerful and upbeat, with meaningless folksy aphorisms applied wildly out of context, to go along with a bafflingly out of touch assesment of how easy it will be for such a bright young man to find a job. (I am 35.)

... What a world.

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[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Studies show that two out of every three Trump voters are just as stupid as the third one.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 67 points 10 months ago

I’m sick of you democrats and your *checks notes* due process under the law.

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[-] array@lemm.ee 55 points 10 months ago

“That man is a criminal,” she declared of Garcia.

“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

MAGA morons are the bottom of the barrel

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

This is almost exactly word for word what happened at work today.

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[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Im trying in my head to make that response of "he had tattoos on his body" less stupid than it is, but cannot come up with a scenario where someone would get tattoos anywhere else.

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[-] lupusblackfur@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

This will only escalate.. And, across the country...

And I'm here for it.

(How is it possible to have a "Food and Drink" emoji section that has no popcorn emoji*) 🤷‍♂️ 🤡

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

^ That line baffles me

[-] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

The conservative mindset is kind of like a reversed No True Scotsman sometimes. In an inherently hierarchical world where you are OBVIOUSLY at the A, #1, top, “Made in the image of white Jesus” tier, it is a serious insult to question the realness of another. Getting “othered” when you’re one of the Real Americans, one of the Chosen Ones, is a tragedy!

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[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

He voted Republican chiefly on the issue of abortion...

WTAF. Why are there so many idiots like this? You don't like abortion, don't fucking have one. And if you are male...it's not your concern.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I thought that was their only form of communication

And I feel like this would be a great area for David Attenborough to do a nature documentary on

[-] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hire the folks that did the Russian cope cages in Ukraine parody from a few years ago. That was particularly impressive.

[-] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 10 months ago

Lol Iowa. Good fucking luck.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I've read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

"Everyone that disagrees with me is a Democrat"

[-] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 9 points 10 months ago

Iowa was improving in the 90s, improving in the 2000s. They were blue then.

Now I hate going back, it's not the same state I grew up in. Abortion billboards and porn stores, same as the bible belt now.

The state is not improving but they don't care anymore, long as the right people (like me) get hurt.

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[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

Someone needs to bring these people a holocaust surviver to show them their tattoo and explain why fascism should never rise again

[-] Thetimefarm@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I'm afraid it would just give them new ideas.

[-] oyo@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Someone needs to bring these people to cecot, and do a little swaparoo with the current residents.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

You'd think farmers at least would understand the relationship between what you sow and what you reap.

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[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I'm trying to fathom this being an actual conversation and not some horribly, awfully scripted sitcom. How the hell is it this bad good lord.

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[-] Kookie215@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago
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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Going to the midwest sounds like going to the zoo.

[-] Throbbing_banjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

It's fucking insane here. I live in a city where people's opinions seem relatively reality-based, but if you get out into the rural areas, the effects of brain drain and media balkanization are on full display.

I don't suggest actually doing this, but you would be absolutely fucking shocked by the overwhelming ignorance of the general population if you were to, say, stop at a bar in rural Iowa.

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[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Live here, it is.

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

Imagine believing that the best days of the US are ahead of you...

I'm sure improvements will be made, but the United States is dying, thanks in large part due to the cancer that's rightwing propaganda networks

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 10 months ago

Honestly, I don't want the United states to be a thing anymore. It is time for the nation to break up, so that people can choose what sort of government they want to live in. In my case, I would like something modeled after European socialism. I am sick of Fascist America dragging down my state with its evil and stupidity.

[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Uncapping the House would go a long way towards rebalancing.

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Finishing lunch with two friends at a diner in Osage, Dixie Bowman, 88, a retired welder, said she liked what Trump was doing. Her two friends, when asked, said they preferred not to speak of it.

Dixie Bowman: Trump is “a very kind, very generous person”

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Everybody on the right "likes what Trump is doing" or "Likes what DOGE is doing", but when you ask them to articulate, specifically, what actions or policies they like, they will generalize to something the administration has claimed without evidence to be true but is difficult to prove or disprove ("He's making the border safer", "He's getting rid of taxpayer waste", etc.) or they will retreat from the question by attacking you personally or just saying that the vibes are generally better ("The tariffs will fix the economy", "America is respected again", etc.).

I've never once had a debate with a Republican who came prepared with sources to back up their claims. That's because as soon as they try to dig and find evidence of the insane stuff Trump and Musk are peddling, the lie unravels itself and it just becomes easier to accept things at face value rather than think critically.

[-] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Crazy that would be the case when 75% of the people on this planet already do belief without evidence with religion. Who could've seen this coming.

Editor's note: This sarcasm is intended to be read in the voice of Jon Stewart with a false look of bewilderment.

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[-] IamSparticles@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Here, let me translate for you:

Dixie Bowman, 88, a retired welder, said she liked what Trump was doing.

"I like how he's getting rid of all the brown people."

Dixie Bowman: Trump is “a very kind, very generous person”

"He's doing things I like. That means he's a good person. Good people are kind and generous."

[-] gamer@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Given her age, I think it's more likely that she's just being fed nothing but pro-Trump propaganda in her Facebook feed. She scrolls through Facebook on her sticky phone covered in food crumbs liking boomer memes and pictures of grandchildren. If anyone knows her, the easy solution to save her from the propaganda is to sign her out of her account since she definitely doesn't remember her password (and probably has like 3 accounts she's made by accident)

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

It's the same concept as when Nazis do Nazi things and claim they're not Nazis. Nazi = bad, and they're not bad, so they're not Nazis.

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[-] Rucifer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

I hope they rip each other apart trying to justify their own ignorance and his madness.

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

The US is overdue for balkanization. I think the USA will split some time before 2060.

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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

This country is so fucked.

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