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Caught by wife
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finally, i can use this meme:
Responding “its not hurting anyone…” when your wife has this sort of reaction.
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Yikes.
“you cunt”
wife’s contact named “mrs”
Confirmed Aussie and degen.
LMAO🤣🤣🤣🤣
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What's the rest of that sentence?
"Just get over it." ?
What the fuck is it about pissing in sinks anyway? I've known guys who had a fixation for pissing in sinks.
It's not my thing, but if you want to piss in your own sink in your own house then have at it I guess.
There's a whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters. Something is wrong in the head with those people.
whole subreddit for sink pissers and sink shitters
what
Yeah I too — as a very occasional sink pisser (sometimes when I'm very inebriated or have stubborn morning wood) — would like disassociate from the sink shitting lunatics.
Piss is liquid and mostly free of pathogens. Shit isn't.
As long as you're not actively and regularly pissing in your sink without ever washing it, I don't really get what the issue is.
The height is just so convenient.
I take it you're tall and have a short counter?
Idk, I'm pretty spot on average for Finland, 183. The sink is just on the level that I can have my dick in the sink while leaving my balls to hang outside of it.
Edit wait I think there was a misunderstanding. I don't really ever piss into my kitchen sink, don't even know if I have done in this apartment but did in my last as I smoked in the kitchen and the counters were a bit lower. I'm talking about my bathroom sink. And yeah, the toilet is right there, but I live alone, I clean the sink pretty often anyway so might as well.
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They need therapy. THEYNNEED TO GO TO THERAPY.
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"Honey you're being hysterical". Works every time. Just add some mansplaining and she'll come to her senses. Might want ot refer to "that time of the month" to seal the deal.
Yeah my mother won't talk to me, how do you know?
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It's not uncommon for it to be from childhood trauma, like being bullied in the school bathroom or being shamed/bullied by family. Although they will usually insist that it is for other reasons like it being faster.
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I would have lived a happier life by not reading this thread.
Who would have thought so many Degen sinkpiss enjoyers on this Christian Lemmy server?
Ricky Gervais tells a joke about living with his wife in a little studio apartment, and in the middle of the night it was closer to pee in the sink.
One night he was doing that, when his wife woke and groggily said "At least move the dishes first."
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She washes her face with sink? Interesting choices, but I prefer water
Me, learning my friend washes out the litter box in the shower. I now no longer trust cat people.
I don't really see the problem here. Unless you think homeopathy actually works I guess. Or does that friend not wash and rinse the shower after ?
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Really don't have much of a choice in an apartment
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My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.
Same here, and we have two dogs that do the exact same thing.
Right! She thinks it's cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I'm "scaring the neighbors".
The trick is to not maintain stern eye contact with your neighbor while taking a wee in the flowerbed. Classic rookie mistake really, we've all been there.
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