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“It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe,” she allegedly told police.

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[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 74 points 2 months ago

That is the mug shot of someone with absolutely zero remorse.

She said she did not want to come to the police station to talk about it because she does not really like the police

Based

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I'd call it a shit-eating grin, but that's really not the right term at all.

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Shit-yeeting grin.

[-] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

That was definitely not a clean poop.

video

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago
[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like the community is empty. Want to do the honors and post that there?

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oop I didn't realize lol, I'll give @MunkyNutts@lemmy.world some time to consider posting it themself before I do

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 months ago

That wasn't a poop .... that was a spray

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

But not aerosolized. More like a restaurant’s pancake batter disperser that gives a perfect serving every time the lever is pressed.

[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 7 points 2 months ago

Fucking desgustang

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Damn no kidding

[-] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

A clean poop? That runny mess looks more like she was marking her territory.

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Right?

Lady's absolutely poop coping

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 2 months ago

But she didn’t have to wipe, supposedly, so all good.

[-] Bezier@suppo.fi 12 points 2 months ago

Why do so many people choose shit publicly in these situations?

Aggressive, screaming randos exist, but choosing to become the shitter is unforgettable.

[-] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Chimpanzees and gorilla's throw their shit as a sign of disrespect.

I think it's just like an ape thing. XD

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

In this case, she said she was already having intestinal issues.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 2 months ago

everything about this is awesome

[-] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Stay classy, delco.

[-] CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Madonna said that to the best of his knowledge, that account does belong to Solometo.

WTF are police doing telling the public that a Facebook account belongs to the suspect of an unrelated crime so that they can harass the account owner?

That aside, shitting on a car is pretty vile but this woman's responses to everything are fucking hilarious. "I have a sickness"

[-] antisocialite@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Delco Pooper has such a nice ring to it.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Just waiting for the band to form and their first single to be "Shit Spray."

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

Now that’s a shitpost.

[-] massacre@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well, I've never thought about it along those lines before, but that woman absolutely looks like someone who would shit on your car hood.

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

That's some funny shit...

[-] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Posted in this thread one minute before you commented

[-] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago
[-] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

She deserves to be guest of honor at Trump's funeral.

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

Delco gonna Delco, we all know this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] voytrekk@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

$10k bond for pooping on a car? That seems way too high.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Hard to tell. There are a lot of variables to setting bond.

Ideally, it's low enough that they can afford it at least through a bail bondsman.

High enough that they're not just going to dodge the court, or at least that a bail bondsman doesn't think they'll dodge the court.

Likely, the judge either thinks she has a little bit of money or is a possible flight risk.

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