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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

And sometimes it’s a hot air balloon.

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

It was always the balloon for me. Never seen the house.

[-] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Depends on the brand that made the autorefractor

[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Nidek uses the hot air balloon. Topcon uses the house on the prairie.

I am not sure if it's exclusive to either brand though. Both are Japanese manufacturers.

[-] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

I think Zeiss also uses the house. And Nikon if I remember right?

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

It was (and is) always the house for me. Never seen the balloon.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I got LASIK when I was 19. Doctor at the time was like "You may want to hold off since you're still growing." I said "What do you know doc, shut up and slice me!"

So imagine my surprise when I'm going to get glasses 12 years later, and they've now got all these fancy machines doing shit. My eye appointments in my teens were dark room, eye drops to dillate, read some letters, then the thing with the lenses "which is better, 1 or 2?"

Now you go in and hit machine after machine after machine, and that house/balloon decides when it's clear for you. Really incredible shit.

[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That's an autorefractor machine and it's not exactly accurate (they over-correct a lot), nor is it legal or ethical to prescribe a medical ophthalmic device with it alone. You need subjective refraction done by an eye doctor so you can get the best lenses that you need. Also you could possibly need prisms for any tropia.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Oh sure, yeah we end up going in the room and doing what I assume is subjective refraction, based off my understanding of the English language, but it seems like the machine kinda narrows down the starting window, that's my layman vibe. You seem like you are more than a layman and I appreciate your input.

I have asthigmastism. My daughter likes prisms, but those are rocks.

Back to the subjective refraction, sometimes I can't decide between 1 and 2. And yeah we go to 3 and 3 is shit, and so we are back to 1 and 2, and it's a stalemate.

Overall, I like going to the eye doctor. They are the antithesis of dentists as far as the doctor world goes.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago
[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago
[-] Foregone_Premise@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I hate this test, never get used to it. Sort of a two for flinching kind of thing.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Everyone else can see the giant albino half-babies too, right?

[-] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Took me long enough. Thought it was like the fancy pooh bear meme or something.

Glasses can’t be that bad though right? This looks more like a scope.

Edit: oh shit, I still didn’t get it

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I would have known if you used the hot air balloon picture instead.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 3 months ago

I hate the one where they photograph your retina with a bright flash

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

I hate the one where they wait a random time period then puff your eye with air

[-] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

I feel like I always have to apologize to the tech because I hate the sure thing so much. My eyelids preemptively want to close because they know what’s coming

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago
[-] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 2 points 3 months ago
[-] comador@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

You deserve the eye puff now for not explaining it to them...

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

You blinked. Time for another eye puff

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe get your eyes checked?

[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

I guess this checks out. I have no clue, and 20/15 vision 🤷‍♂️

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Theres an eye exam test where you align images. Sometimes its a farmhouse and sometimes a hot air balloon.

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