God I wish the satanic panic had real satanists and dark magic behind it. That’d have been soooooo dope.

I have graciously come to the conclusion that generational humor is not funny. Demons still roamed the earth during the brown glass period however.

You're thinking of gen alpha not gen z. I have plenty of physical photos of me as a kid in the 00s where I have red eyes. Besides that I don't know anyone my age who says skibidi rizz ohio unless they are mocking gen alpha.

pretty sure it’s gen-α who’s all skibidirizzin’ ur ohio ongong no cap frfr ahh and gen-z’s all u a reel 1 littie poppin fresh bet dont @ me or u gonna catch hands

But I very well could be mistaken, and frequently am.

When some boomer ass dude tries to yap about ye olde tymes just say skibbidi rizz ohio mf fr no cap.

Jokes aside, frfr on god no cap, I got a lot of respect for gen-z/α. Ya'll are facing unprecedented and seemingly insurmountable hardships the like of which the US and the world as a whole haven't seen in modern history. As they say, hard times make tough people. We millennials haven't had the best of runs but these next generations are in uncharted territory.

I once had a 40 year old coworker take up my entire fucking lunch showing my skibidi fucking toilet.

I still may kick him half to death if I see him again