[-] doug@lemmy.today 131 points 4 weeks ago

I wonder if Russia knew their US plant would be so obvious that leaders would stop feeding the US intelligence.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 132 points 1 month ago

Ok, but let’s not be divisive among generations over a common enemy.

No war but class war.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 67 points 1 month ago

As long as everything’s consensual I ain’t gonna yuck anyone’s yum.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, I should clarify those were my own choices I was referring to. I’m the one who has a film degree and now works in tech support.

I meant to be empathizing more than making fun of op.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 111 points 1 month ago

Yes it’s an arts degree, and yes the arts are in dire straits right now, but uhhh I at least feel fulfilled having tried to make the most of my passion— which I recognize doesn’t pay the bills, but made me feel validated and boosted my self-esteem, which I don’t think any job would’ve ever done for me nearly as much.

…so anyways, how’s that reset going, is your machine back up and running? Great. Thanks for calling tech support have a nice day.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 66 points 1 month ago

Schrödinger’s Election: it’s rigged unless we win.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 120 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

My wife and I went to what we thought was a suuuuper leftist bar in Berlin; Marxist stuff all over the walls, anti-Nazi stuff, etc., but the bartender stopped my wife from entering the restroom, accusing them of not being a cis woman. Sullied the whole goddamn vibe of the place.

TERFs are such awkward bigots in that they have no endgame other than to see your fuckin’ genitals. No safety, no greater good, just do you have a dick or not?

[-] doug@lemmy.today 95 points 2 months ago

Kennedy was assassinated for less. This man has fucked with some higher powers’ money I’m surprised they haven’t ousted him for a canon slightly less loose, but I suppose he is quite the distraction.

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I always thought this one was more haunting.

[-] doug@lemmy.today 77 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Cool, another app I won’t download and will look sideways at whoever does.

If I see its userbase consists of gen z and younger I will be very disappointed.

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i recently learned you're not supposed to run a microwave with nothing in it/it can fry itself broken.

but i want to heat up a plate to help keep the pancakes i put on it warm like they do in diners. putting just a plate in my microwave causes it to start freaking out 'cause i guess there's not enough stuff in there to absorb the energy(? this is what google tells me).

are the diners just putting the plates on a burner on low? that feels wrong.

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If I were religious I would absolutely think Trump is the Antichrist.

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