I got dunk and decide I could beat a brick wall in a fist fight once.
Prove it.
Yeah! I would watch that.
Can we also get Musk v Zuck as the opening?
I'd rather see Musk and Zuck and Anon vs. the Gorilla.
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Just turned to my husband to ask are there really men out there who think they can really fight a goddamn gorilla??? Is it a joke? Have they SEEN a gorilla??? A chimp gonna kick your ass and they're smaller than an adult man wtf!
Id personally be more scared of the chimp. The gorilla is mostly a peaceful animal.
I'm pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
Gorilla proceeds to pull his arms and legs off his body, and slap him a bit with his own arms before returning to breakfast.
Google how much force do I have to give to the dome of a gorilla in punching to give him a debilitating concussion?
It's good to set realistic goals to motivate your workout.
6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I’m 6’2” and weigh 255lbs. My “ideal” weight tops out at 220.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
OP is a twig, and would get broken like one in an instant. No way he’d even land one punch on a gorilla.
Humans aren't physically violent enough to survive a much smaller creature (30-50kg), let alone fighting something just as violent but 10 times bigger.
I would really pay to watch that fight.
I wanna be a gorilla field researcher. They're cool. I saw a video where a wildlife photographer was following a gorilla too close, and you're like, "that animal is fuck this guy up", right? Nah. The gorilla punches him in the face and keeps walking.
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