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[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 153 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To be fair, food is a significant contributor to the existence of adults. And we all know those are problems.

[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

If you want to be really pissed, read up on ~~doctor~~ disgraced former doctor, lifelong charlatan and grifter Andrew Wakefield. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield

He abused autistic kids in a medical experiment that was meant to convince both the public and the scientific community that a specific combined vaccine (measles-mumps-rubella, a.k.a MMR) could trigger some kind of bowel disease that causes autism, all so he could peddle his own alternative that is three separate shots.

[-] Lucien@mander.xyz 42 points 1 month ago

And here's the kicker: he did that because he was financially invested in the company producing the older, separate vaccines.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 58 points 4 weeks ago

You know what every living autistic kid have in common? They all eat!

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago

I would even be bold enough to say that Autistic adults eat.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah, but people are more afraid of autistic children.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago

By the time they are adults they just disappear into the fold

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[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 51 points 4 weeks ago

WARNING 100% OF CHILDREN EXPOSED TO DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE DIE!

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 4 weeks ago

100% of children who are given food die, too. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

Food is contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide! The contamination is widespread from every source. It even affects vegans

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[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sounds like the type of person who won't give their kids ~~hydrogen~~ dihydrogen monoxide either because it can cause even metals to oxidate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

hydrogen monoxide

Dihydrogen monoxide

One of these things is bleach.

[-] TheFool@infosec.pub 18 points 1 month ago

Do you mean Hydrogen Peroxide (H~2~O~2~)? I don’t think hydrogen monoxide can stably exist

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Bleach is Sodium Hypochloride. NaClO not HO

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Thanks! I hope I haven't killed someone (or cured them of something), before I corrected it!

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[-] yesman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Dihydrogen monoxide has a higher PH than Hydrochloric acid.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

It has the highest PH of any acid you may actually encounter in a bottle.

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[-] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 month ago

I feel like it's probably worse than this. It should start with "I read about this thing called 'choking to death'".

Or better yet, take out "choking to death" (which can happen) and insert some made-up bullshit like "choking so hard your eyeballs pop out".

[-] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

But they are not afraid of children dying, that's totally fine. They're afraid their kids might become "weird". Because that is how they see autism, as being weird.
And as everybody knows weird is literally worse than death.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago

Even then, starving your own children isn't going to cause their classmates and teachers and those people's families to also go hungry. OP's comparison is extremely forgiving to those dipshits.

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 34 points 4 weeks ago

"Do your research" is a dogwhistle and of course what it really means is "Google what you want to be true and read all the shit from morons like you who agree with you."

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[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 28 points 4 weeks ago

因噎廢食 (īnyēfèishí)

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%9B%A0%E5%99%8E%E5%BB%A2%E9%A3%9F

This is a Chinese proverb meaning "to avoid something essential because of a slight risk of making a mistake." Literally it means "to not eat due to the risk of choking on food."

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I would love it if antivaxxers stopped eating.

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 weeks ago

They don't stop eating. They will stop their kids from eating because they have been already vaccinated, so they can't live without eating, but their children can

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 4 weeks ago

Outstanding. This is what good satire looks like.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

If you choose to give your kids deadly food, that's your problem

Also, we're nominating a Director of HHS and a Surgeon General who will be adding corn, wheat, and rice to the Controlled Substances List.

[-] Zero22xx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I think that this is the thing that's starting to really get me about this crowd. The pure unashamed hypocrisy and contradictions, accompanied by zero self reflection or awareness.

"I love freedom of speech and expression! Now shut up and get out of my sight, gay people." "I care so much about the kids, so I'm supporting politicians that want to marry and fuck them." "I can't stand these feminazis acting like all men are ok with rape, now excuse me while I listen to the latest sermon from Andrew Tate." "I'm sick of DEI ruining my precious meritocracy. That's why I'm voting for an ex reality TV star to be my president and why I'll defend him putting a news reader in charge of the military."

I feel like I could actually go on and on and on with more examples of this if I really tried. And I know that we're supposed to be kinder to these people or some shit, so that they don't crap in their nappies and their temper tantrums and vote for even bigger pieces of shit next time. But at this point, tell me, how does one view these people as anything other than cruel, profoundly fucking stupid hypocrites?

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[-] rational_lib@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

What annoys me is that "doing your own research" actually makes sense in a lot of contexts. Our modern politics driven news is 90% bullshit and you're better off fact checking everything they say by looking at reliable sources and tracing the origin of dubious claims. But these people have ruined that by acting like "do your own research" means "blindly trust some guy with a podcast who tells you what you want to hear."

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 weeks ago

I hate when people use the word "research" because most people think it's reading a Facebook page.

Real research requires nyears of studying to actually understand the subject before advancing the field. It requires sometimes year or decades of meticulously measuring and registering data, all while ensuring bias stays out of the data.

To 99% of people it's spending 5 minutes to find the right Facebook page that will confirm their preconceptions..its gross

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Do the kids get a vote?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago

I was talking to a new friend who is a nurse yesterday, and she told me she worked in peds a bit last year during a measles outbreak in my city, during which one child died. She said she has never seen sicker children in her life, they were all unvaccinated, and that they all went home having lost so much ground. She says half the parents were just victims of disinformation but that many of them were super obnoxious.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

Interestingly, I have some nurses in the family and the rate at which people who are educated in healthcare, are anti-vax, is too damned high.

Which isn't to imply its a lot of people, but any nonzero amount of people, working in healthcare, who buy into anti-vax propaganda, is too many. You've been formally taught about this stuff. Yet, you're anti-vax because some person on Facebook/Twitter/whatever, fed you some bullshit about the "dangers"?? Wow. What the actual fuck.

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[-] Ronno@feddit.nl 8 points 4 weeks ago

True, I usually refer to something similar: Do you know how many people die in bed every year? Perhaps we should ban beds.

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

I mean, this level of Darwinism would be fine. What grates me is not recognizing the effect it has on others.

Still seeking an analogy where not eating food somehow puts a neighbor or classmate at risk of starvation.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

I stopped at a stop sign and somone almost rear-ended me. Had I driven through, I would have been safe. There is no reason to stop at stop signs. Other people can stop if they choose to, but the government can't force me to risk a rear-ending in order to protect someone else. Jesus wouldn't let me get T-boned in an intersection, I'm covered in his blood.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

I thought you were dead serious for a bit

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[-] arc@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago

I got 3 vaccinations today for a trip to Asia for Hep A, Typhoid and Tetanus. Two jabs in one arm and one in the other. Because while getting vaccinated isn't pleasant (sore arms and mild flu like symptoms) I would rather that than to the horrible, potentially life threatening illnesses they prevent.

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[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

People would rather there kids die of Measles than have Autism

Obviously vaccines/environmental factors/food coloring doesn't cause Autism but if we play along with the RFK Jr. narrative that's basically what they are saying. Also the RFK Jr. research is specifically funding people can find a link. They will find a link because of conformation bias.

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