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[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

slap 🖐️

[-] 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 24 points 1 day ago

Noooo… You got it all wrong, it’s the bottom soil you gotta slap. SMH

(If they gave their consent of course)

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 19 hours ago

Brat by slapping the top soil, it can't go badly.

What about cutting the bottom soil open and letting all the dirt spill out? 🤤

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 1 day ago

Something satisfying about touching grass and slapping the soil.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Toxic gardening culture.

[-] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 23 hours ago

Is that a thing people do, is it?

[-] Psythik@lemm.ee 13 points 23 hours ago

Don't act like you've never slapped the top soil before. Or at least a bag of Miracle Grow.

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Get out of my head

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Top soil, bottom soil, bottom of a top soil ...

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I have managed to restrain myself from doing that, but I always regret it

this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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