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[-] PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Would a person actually do that? Isn't that an instant trip to the hospital?

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I doubt a person could drink bleach without instantly retching.

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Laundry detergents dont have bleach in them

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

But are probably still very soaplike and difficult to drink without doing the technicolor yawn..

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

i think i knew of someone in our middle school who permanently lost his voice because he'd drunk some detergent. never knew why or how but the thought was horrifying tbh. he still sounded better than RFK Jr though.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

just did some cursory looking into this. Apparently most of the bottles of liquid detergent will mostly just upset your stomach, and may cause no issues at all. The pods are different, they have stronger caustic chemicals in them for them to work correctly, so those are dangerous.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 73 points 1 day ago

If you see a thirsty woman drink detergent at Walmart... no you didn't.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 59 points 1 day ago
[-] Luouth@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

I hear the Isle of Laundry Detergent has an interesting national anthem. Its also a haven for money laundering

[-] ngdev@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

isle be visiting there on holiday soon

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, apparently they've started opening Walmarts in French rivers for some reason 🤷

[-] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It is also just a word? Isle just isn't the right aisle

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

I know. I was trying and failing to be funny 🤷

You wouldn't get it, you don't have TikTok

[-] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 9 points 1 day ago

Thank god i don't get it.

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Ok as someone who doesn't have TikTok, I'm now curious if this is purely a joke or there's some kind of disturbing trend I have missed

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Probably a reference to the Tide pod thing a few years back

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago

I knew that shit must be delicious!

[-] errer@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

This lady figured out the vast liquid conspiracy where companies charge you extra for “consumable” liquids.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 1 day ago

Dude, her guts are so clean now.

[-] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

She's gonna be fartin bubbles for days tho.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Hence she chases it down with Coca Cola (TM)

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Username does not check out

[-] 000@fuck.markets 1 points 1 day ago

This is why we don't put TIde Pods on the snack aisle anymore.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Free sample

this post was submitted on 16 May 2025
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