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[-] qantravon@startrek.website 42 points 1 month ago

"The length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second, where the second is defined by a hyperfine transition frequency of caesium."

This is the actual definition, but it's also pretty weird.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

And here I thought it was that sick of metal in the wall in France when it is 21 degrees C

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 1 month ago

They redefined it a few years ago to base all units on some objectively measurable natural constant. Because that stick of metal might still decay or warp or something and you don't always want to travel to France when you want to know the length of a meter. Much easier to measure the atoms and light you have on hand.

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[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hey, just because I am Australian doesn't mean I am a crime of nature. That is just our animals.

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[-] Nemo@slrpnk.net 40 points 1 month ago
[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 11 points 1 month ago

Wednesday dude or normal one?

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[-] radix@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Depends on the meter, dude. There are thermo-meters, speedo-meters, baro-meter...

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[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago

Meter‽ We are more than well acquainted.

[-] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Take a really long rope and put one end on either pole of the Earth, and the other end on the equator. Use the shortest path, and make sure the rope is tight. No squiggles allowed! Chop that rope into exactly 10 000 000 equal parts. One of them is as long as a meter. Now you just need to find the right one.

Edit: more zeros.

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago

Distance between pole and equator is... 10 km?

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[-] konalt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

A bit more than 90 centimetres, a bit less than 110. Somewhere in that ballpark.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Okay, so, right, okay. Um. In German schools (and probably some other countries...?), many many years ago (possibly still today? or maybe it's all digital now? what am I saying, this is German schools), the blackboard in every classroom was a large, green, rectangular middle part and two square "wings", one on each side (as wings are wont to be...). They can swing in and out, providing extra room for writing on the outer side of the wings. Also for extracurricular shenanigans such as writing "[name] + [name] = SEX" in the middle, swinging the wings closed to hide the writing and then breaking out into hysterics when the teacher opens the blackboard to reveal your incredibly highbrow joke.

This type of blackboard is quintessential to my recollections about and concept of school.

Why am I going into such unnecessary detail about this? I have ADHD and possibly autism, I need you to understand what I'm saying and I can't find any sources of this existing in the English speaking world and I can't find an English word for those "wings" either. I can barely find a German one ("Tafelflügel"? I don't think it's ever come up before in my life).

So here's a picture:

Picture of the aforementioned German type blackboard.

The width/height of the "wings" and the height of the middle part, that's a metre. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Does the metallic edge count as part of the meter too or just the green surface? What if it's so hot the wings expand?

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[-] Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] quediuspayu@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

About ten minutes, wait, what was the question?

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 1 month ago

Just about half as twice as much.

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The distance light travels when it goes one meter.

[-] RandomStickman@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

The overall length of an M16A4

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago

I didn't even know what a M16A4 is. Some US unit, right?

[-] mlfh@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago

Yes, with the official M16A4 unit being defined as 1/100th the length between the goal lines of an American Football field.

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

It is a very US unit, yes.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M16_rifle

39.37 in (1,000 mm) (M16A4)

I didn't know until today that it was exactly one meter long, though.

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[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Try to piss as far as you can. Now you know how long a meter is.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

About the size of a giant sea turtle.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Depends on how much money you put in.

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[-] original_reader@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Only weird answers?

The truth itself is weird: The meter is defined as the distance that light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 seconds.

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The problem is that the meter is originally defined in terms of the size of the earth, which is in no way related to the speed of light.

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[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago

3 1/3 Subway sandwiches

[-] moonlight@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

A bit shorter than a (parking) meter.

[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

About twice as long as half of its length

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

About 4 stacked house cats, or a bit longer than a 3-year-old.

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
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[-] Wazowski@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

bit ~~more~~ less than 6 wang lengths.

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[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

Well, meter, like atom meter? Or like gas meter? Anti meter? You need to specify the type of meter.

[-] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

About a yard

[-] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

if the meter is dramatic, could be 5 feet.

[-] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

I think we can agree there are large and short meters. So everyone is right.

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