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No but... why closed? (lemmy.world)
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[-] moonlight@fedia.io 22 points 1 week ago

You need something like this.

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

As a human, let me assure you: this would not be enough.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

“They’re just sayin’ that because that’s where they hid the good shit.”

[-] voracitude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Or,

Nothing that dangerous could possibly exist, I'll prove it!

Or,

If it's that dangerous, I gotta see it!

[-] fishos@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

"hmmm..... I wonder if we can harness that energy..... It sounds powerful"

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

And I am 100% convinced that this will not work.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

That is a better message, because it includes specific consequences of "why, do not open". OP leaves open the possibility of trying to peek at why. The plot of Alien(s) involves someone trying to militarize the Xenomorphs.

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

My husband diagnosed me as a cat early in our relationship. It took me a few months longer to diagnose him as well, but it seems that this is a condition common to humanity: we're all just really clumsy cats.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Cats domesticated humanity, it all checks out

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And how am I going to react when I see this? A great big threatening button. A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right?

  • The Doctor (Christmas Invasion)
[-] Twipped@l.twipped.social 5 points 1 week ago

To be fair, the shower worked perfectly well until he pulled that one lever.

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