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[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 months ago

“Wait no”, I said, before taking a new sip.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

What if there was a caffeinated drink with just a touch of cocaine in it so your confidence outweighs your anxiety.

We could call it, coca-cola.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Bring it back!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

This is why Ritalin is better

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago

I took speed twice in my life, and the first time I thought it would help with a presentation and I ended up researching about the dogs in the film The Duchess for three hours. My lecturer was happy with the full history of the dogs, though.

The second time I used it to clean my house. I have no interest in doing amphetamines again, and this was nearly a decade ago, however I will say my house has never looked as clean as those few hours. I was getting into the grooves with a toothbrush at one point. 3 bedroom house cleaned top to bottom in half a day.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 months ago

Stimulants are such a life-hack. Especially if they're the medical ones.

[-] sommerset@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

How can I get it? Do I need prescription?
All-day hemist has it?

Dark web?

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You need to be diagnosed for ADHD but if coffee is only just about working then you might well have ADHD. I'm sure you can buy it on the dark web. Any stimulant medication really. Make sure it's medication though. Stimulant drugs are dangerous because the come-up/down is much more violent than that of Ritalin is.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Poor little Liddy used to always drink
cup of coffee when she couldnt sleep

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Years ago I realized I was drinking six 24 oz. cups of coffee a day - which is literally MORE THAN A GALLON OF FUCKING COFFEE. One of those cups was even right before going to bed, which is a sign of how much tolerance I had built up to caffeine. Now I just drink one 8 oz. cup every morning and that's it, and my desire to slap the shit out of every human being I encounter has gone way down.

[-] deathmetal27@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Then you take Clonazepam to take the edge off.

[-] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

Try Brazilian or Argentinian 'mate'. It has a much smoother crash than caffeine.

[-] hairynipple@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Tea as well. Black tea.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Isn't that the wrong axis? Should be on the vertical one

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

I think the vertical axis is the amount, and each bar represents a feeling. So euphoria or dread could also appear on the horizontal.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Ah sure, we just don't see the other bars I guess

this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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